Creeper Manifesto :3

Day 1,219, 14:13 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby
People of London,

Last month, I was ambushed by a creeper during dinner, and exiled to the coldest parts of Scotland, which was all of it.



Luckily, this time I was prepared.



So if you happen to be in London on the 25th, feel free to send me a vote (or two, SSW 😛).

If you’re wondering why this is so short, it’s because I’m also doing a 2,000 word essay on Disraeli’s foreign policy. It’s slightly time-consuming.

Hope you’re alright!


Sir Humphrey Appleby, Party President of the UKRP.