Credentials (and perversion)
Day 947, 00:29
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Published in USA 
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by Candor
I suck at formating these, sorry I took an hour to revise
It’s that season again.
This the fellow you want in Congress?
Here’s a more casual shot. Still want this guy?
The point is, every election hundreds of people parade themselves up asking for votes, all
professing great intentions and honorable behavior.
And yet how do you know they’re worth
a dink?
How about a program where by candidate incumbents with previous experience present some credentials? Some evidence they were productive in past terms?
Introducing the Member in Good Standing badge!
Wouldn’t this make it a bit easier?
Seperating the wheat from the chaf.
This program doesn’t yet exist. It’s just a dream today. But the way this simple program might work would be this:
A member of Congress within the past 90 days reports to his sponsoring Top 5 Party Representative “credentials”, in the form of a voting attendance record. Those with a record of better than 75% participation are qualified to post the “Member in good standing” badge.
The sponsoring party keeps a record of those who have presented credentials and are qualified to “wear” the badge in their campaign advertising/articles, and in any article lists of candidates, places “CREDENTIALED” next to their names.
Result? Every election you get a better indicator of who may be worth sending back. And we keep a more active Senate.
Participation would be voluntary. You also get to see who’s too lazy to spend 5 minutes requesting the badge, a bad sign for a person expected to participate actively in Congress.
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And now a word from our sponsors…
Random perversion on the bar...You know you must be home.
Where a few quality people come to join the rest of us in supreme nothingness and absolute timewasting, just sitting around.
Where the fine ladies occassionally show to make fun of our regular ladies.
(Quality ladies who stopped by to make fun of our regular ladies)
(Regular ladies who still don't believe they aren't the quality ladies)
Where old drunks tell young drunks about the good ol' days being a young drunk. Sitting around.
(Two previous party Presidents discussing how shitty we are now, and how great we once were when they were running things. Have another one turds, It sucked then too bro.)
Two-fer one Hamms and Old English 40's Wednesday nights!
(this gal only came for the two-fer ol' E. God was that a fun night, man can she dance, and as we all discovered yes, those ARE real!)
Another great idea brought to you from your friends down at the NoS Dive Bar, where beer makes everyone better looking, and a little smarter.
It’s that season again.
This the fellow you want in Congress?
Here’s a more casual shot. Still want this guy?
The point is, every election hundreds of people parade themselves up asking for votes, all
professing great intentions and honorable behavior.
And yet how do you know they’re worth
a dink?
How about a program where by candidate incumbents with previous experience present some credentials? Some evidence they were productive in past terms?
Introducing the Member in Good Standing badge!
Wouldn’t this make it a bit easier?
Seperating the wheat from the chaf.
This program doesn’t yet exist. It’s just a dream today. But the way this simple program might work would be this:
A member of Congress within the past 90 days reports to his sponsoring Top 5 Party Representative “credentials”, in the form of a voting attendance record. Those with a record of better than 75% participation are qualified to post the “Member in good standing” badge.
The sponsoring party keeps a record of those who have presented credentials and are qualified to “wear” the badge in their campaign advertising/articles, and in any article lists of candidates, places “CREDENTIALED” next to their names.
Result? Every election you get a better indicator of who may be worth sending back. And we keep a more active Senate.
Participation would be voluntary. You also get to see who’s too lazy to spend 5 minutes requesting the badge, a bad sign for a person expected to participate actively in Congress.
________________________________________ ________________________________________
And now a word from our sponsors…
Random perversion on the bar...You know you must be home.
Where a few quality people come to join the rest of us in supreme nothingness and absolute timewasting, just sitting around.
Where the fine ladies occassionally show to make fun of our regular ladies.
(Quality ladies who stopped by to make fun of our regular ladies)
(Regular ladies who still don't believe they aren't the quality ladies)
Where old drunks tell young drunks about the good ol' days being a young drunk. Sitting around.
(Two previous party Presidents discussing how shitty we are now, and how great we once were when they were running things. Have another one turds, It sucked then too bro.)
Two-fer one Hamms and Old English 40's Wednesday nights!
(this gal only came for the two-fer ol' E. God was that a fun night, man can she dance, and as we all discovered yes, those ARE real!)
Another great idea brought to you from your friends down at the NoS Dive Bar, where beer makes everyone better looking, and a little smarter.
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