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In a few hours Australians will make a vital decision on the future of our country. You can almost taste the excitement and trepidation, as each of us think deeply about the path we will take over the next month.

Each candidate presents a very different path, a very different future. You may have seen my last article that outlined a comprehensive outline for action. A plan for a stronger Australia filled with creamy, gooey goodness.

A brief recap would be : war, cash, hot bods of every persuasion, weapons, parties and war and cash.

I was recently interviewed by a gangly, bespectacled, spotty faced intern who has been working in my campaign office.

Here is what they asked.....


"Stojke, you are clearly a great leader and have amazing charisma, but can we really raise enough money to propel Australia into an amazing period of fun filled war and growth?"



"Can we really bring together the hottest, coolest cabinet this nation has ever seen and then use its immense, galvanizing force of coolness to bring people together as one Australia?"



"We are such a small country. Can we really forge a place in the world that is influential and enables this sexycoolhotmoothafoooka of a community to have some fun and stretch itself a little?"



"You talk of democracy. It's easy for someone as cool and sexy as you to bring people together and create sweet loving goodness. But is there really a role for everyone to play? Can we really be democratic and let everyone have a voice in the nations major decisions?"



Just vote. You know it makes sense.


Laters peeps,