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by MAS.
While most elective health option are being put off, there are a few exceptions.
So the Canadian Institute for Health Information wants to be sure you are as best informed as possible.
Here is a patient account of the latest medical procedure available.
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Do you get to keep the tennis ball?
(Feel free to skip this.)
It's a very hot day. Man goes into a bar with his monkey. Bartender says "Say! You can't bring that animal in here.". Man says "Oh please, it is terrible hot outside. Could we at least get a drink before you toss us out?". Bartender agrees to one drink as it is very hot, "But you control that monkey! He's not supposed to be in here.".
Couple ladies are laughing and playing with the monkey. More patrons come in as business picks up. The monkey is the main attraction. Soon everyone is having a good time.
The monkey gets excited, jumps onto the pool table and begins throwing balls at people. Yelling and screaming! Tables and chairs flying as they try to escape the projectiles. Finally they corner the monkey. The terrified animal swallows the last ball as the bartender grabs him.
A week later they come back. The man says "Before you throw us out, I would like to apologise and pay for the damages.". The bartender is skeptical but let's them in. The man explains, "I didn't get the chance to feed him that day. The vet said it was probably caused by low blood sugar.". The monkey was again attracting customers. The bartender put out some grapes for the monkey to keep him calm.
All of a sudden a woman shrieks, there's pushing and shoving. The monkey is sticking grapes in his ass before eating them. The bartender yells, "Get that filthy animal outta my bar!". The man tries to explain,"Since swallowing the billard ball, before eating anything he checks the size first.".
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I'll try to remember to listen to this again when I get old enough to require one of these procedures.