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Greetings and Salutations from the Office of the eUSA Chief of Staff!

We hope you will enjoy the enclosed briefing from the Cabinet, provided to us all by the President's Press Secretary,


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Well hi there. Glad to see you, and welcome to the daily Press Briefing.

There are frogs singing out in the yard.

The night air isn't lit with cold. It does not bite the back of the the throat. It is calm, and warm, like a lover's hand upon your face, and everything is as soft as the sunset.

The wind does not whisper through the needles and the grasses, it sighs, with light and mirthful contentment. And even when the blanket of night is cast upon the mantle of the world, it does not seem to dim it much. There is fire in the sky still, leftovers from a blue day spent, and the stars sip at the suns left rays like beers on a porch, like friends gathered at a campfire.

And you can smell wood burning; not coarse, not smoky. Pleasant, and wafting like a perfume. Rich but not overbearing, and as intoxicating as a kiss. Just the quiet course of nature intermingling with the life now given fire by the lack of winter's touch.

And in the distance you can hear cars, slipping tires lightly along pavements unseen, and the little wisps of river running watery fingers over the earth's face trickle to your ears. The blue drift of dusk can be felt as a breath upon the night's hair.

Everything is quietly thrumming. Everything is held, and breathing with determined life, with renewal. Those hearts are filled with memories of the last time the summer first sang, and it builds towards that great fire.

But it's not quite there yet. It's not heat and true brightness, but a warming. The first dry kindling of coals and the first lifting of cold dew off the ground's face. Spring has finally sprung to its feet, and it is gently dancing.


Today, the cabinet discusse😛

• Increased consistency in Defense Orders.
• RaccoonGoon's thoughts on a lot of stuff.
• If you guys don't know this, RG is probably the smartest player you've never heard of.
• I'll probably just do an homage to all his brilliance at some point.
• Prepare your buttholes.
• Goalie lost his wallet.
• Silly Goalie.
• Wild Owl's flying about and pissing in vodka.
• More MU shit.
• More MU shit.
• Getting the new term together, blah blah blah.
• Oblige wants to ban a national org, blah blah blah.
• Oh, apparently drinking is bad for you or something?
• Idk. Who needs a liver.
• We're all gonna wish Jaden a get well soon cus she needs it.
• More MU shit, who really cares.
• Saudi Arabia is invading the United States with the assistance of the United Kingdom, who really cares.
• Blah blah blah.
• Joey made some long post about things and stuff.
• EddieA finally got his SoCA award.
• Aaaaaand that's about it.


Today's random question of the day for Aramec is: Boxers or briefs?

Answer: Usually, boxers. Today, neither. Ladies~

Please submit your question of the day in the comments for a chance for me to answer it tomorrow.


Today's weather is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7VIDzmrpx4



Thank you all for your continued support of the Administration. Please feel free to reach out to us if we can be of service to you.



Jaden A.
Chief of Staff



Dinnyin
Deputy Chief of Staff