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Congressman Kretschmar?

Day 395, 04:18 • Published in Austria United Kingdom

• by Kretschmar

Kretschmar – called ‘the little stirrer’ by Hrvat – is standing for Congress in Carinthia, and he can’t be bothered to do a ‘presentation’ on an external webpage, so he has commissioned this article instead.

He says: “Trust me – I’m a politician” but is not making any ‘big promises’.

President Aanok Tourmil did not say (though he might have):

“Please vote for Kretschmar: I would much rather have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in”