CONGRESSIONAL TOURNAMENT! ROUND #5!!!

Day 867, 23:21 • Published in USA USA • by Emmanuel Cruise


ROUND #4 IS OVER!! ROUND #5 IS ALIVE!!!

I want to get to bed and all this work is making me tired, plus I lost today so I am in a bad mood. So now that I lost, no more sexy round #'s ladies for you idiots! Today was quite the day, every game was close! Mine was the closest where I only lost by 2 votes. Gaaayyyyy. So anyways here is your Elite 8...

Congratulations.. Killing Time, Joe DaSmoe, Cromstar, Andy Costello, Fionia, Ligtreb, fingerguns, and Mr. Hyphenated! Keep fighting Gents and ladies!



Thats a long list, so you can view the winners in the OFFICIAL BRACKET to see who plays who!

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NO SEXY LADY

ROUND #5 BEGINS

Round #5 determines our Final Four, congressmen, who get to fight for a championship spot! So remember to vote wisely and pick your favorites! VOTE MR. HYPHENATED BECAUSE FINGERGUNS BEAT ME, I AM NOT A SORE LOSER

Go Ahead and begin your voting process..

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VOTE VOTE 😁😁^ VOTE VOTE 😁😁😁

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ROUND #4 KIDS CHOICE AWARDS!!

This round I would have thought all the games would be close, but alas they were not! There was only 1 blow out!

The Rapist Award
The Rapist Award goes to the Congressman who beat another Congressman by the most margin of votes. This Rounds Award goes to.. Mr. Hyphenated AGAIN for absolutely raping Stormin 81 votes to 19 votes, thats 81% support! The biggest this round, making Mr. Hyphenated the man to beat again! HYPHENATED FOR CHAMPION!

The Rapee Award
The Rapee Award goes to the Congressman who got raped by the rapist, and as you can see that award sadly goes to Stormin for being manhandled by Mr. Hyphenated. Stormin, step it up man!

The Lucky Bastard Award
The Lucky Bastard Award goes to the Congressman who won by the LEAST amount of votes out of anyone else. This congressman has barely snuck in a win and is basically the title.. a lucky bastard. This Rounds Lucky Bastard is... fingerguns for barely beating Emmanuel "Sexy" Cruise by 2 MEASLY VOTES! The final score for 51 to 49. This game was retarded and I have no comment.

The Almost Winner Award
The Almost Winner award goes to me.. blablabla.. gay. I am not a sore loser.

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THIS HAS BEEN AN EC RANT! NO NOTHING EDITS, SCREW GRAMNER and fingerguns

signed,
Emmanuel Cruise