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Mississippi Is The Place For Me

I urge all of you, my dear friends and loyal readers, to come on down to Mississippi today and cast your ballot for someone who has been an American for his entire eLife, and who has previously served four terms in the eUS Congress. I wanted to take the time to list some of the things that make me a good candidate for the American people, and while some of these things don't add much, they are things that I hope people look proudly upon when going to select a Congressional candidate.

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-Former four-term eUS Congressman, all from Mississippi
-Former member on the now defunct Vice Presidential Council on Domestic Affairs
-Acting Commander of the Revolutionary Army
-Editor-In-Chief of Meet The Press

Conclusion

I hope that you all, the voting public, look favorably upon the work I have done in the past. I am fully aware of the fact that the work listed above is not nearly the experience that some people in this country might have, but I consider myself driven, motivated, and willing to serve to the best of my ability if elected to the eUS Congress. I thank all of you for reading this article, and again, come down to Mississippi and cast your ballot for me in this month's Congressional elections.

Portcolumbus,
eUS Congressional Candidate