Congressional Candidature Manifesto October (Damian Jacob Tamir Jager)
Damian Jacob Tamir Jager
Many greetings to the people of the South East of England my name is Damian Jacob Tamir Jager and I am running for my second term as a congress member for the South East of England. I was elected as Congressman of the South East of England in August 2009 but I could not run in September because of an internet connection mix up with Virgin Media.
But now I am back to do good for the south east once more. Two greatest attempts to make this country better:
1. Failed - Highten minimum wage. Although this may not have been great idea and I may not have know a lot about the economy then I was and still am convinced that it would benefited the country greatly, I had support of some of the great House of Lords economical experts.
2. Success - Although mine and Parrington’s Union is still under construction I would like to say that it is another great thing that I succeeded in doing for this country, the fact that I managed to set down the constitution and drive many Capitalists into fear is a great success.
I follow the great belief of Council Communism, which is a mixture of Marxism and Left-Libertarianism. I belief whole-heartedly in these three things:
- Freedom
- Tolerance
- and Justice
YOUR freedom can be expressed by the PCP and the TUP, namely by me.
YOUR desire for tolerance can be expressed by me to help create a fair, equal society.
YOUR need for justice can be expressed by all British politicians (Excluding Frank Furglar, who now resides in South Africa)
I am the correct candidate to vote for to achieve a free, fair, just and equal society of the eUK.
Vote for me because of my great experience in eUK society:
PCP Prominent Member and Inquirery Chariman
Ex-Member of Parliament
General Manger of the Council Communist Brigade Commune
Ministry of Home Affairs Apprentice x2
Committee Member of the General Workers Union
British Ambassador to Turkey
Ex-British Ambassador to South Africa x 2
Arm Dealer
Help to STOP the cabal, vote for Damian Jacob Tamir Jager or another left-wing candidate on the 25th of October, thank you for reading.
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Comments
done kamerad
Support to the left parties!
I was gunna run goddamn it! Anyways good luck and all.
DJTJ Ftw!
votes DJTJ Ftw all the way!
This guy is Mint. Vote for him, tell all of your friends to vote for him... BOOOYAH!
DJTJ ftw!
iNo Pasaran!!!!
Up the Left!!!!