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Ah, the East of England. As the 8th century chronicler, Felix of Crowland, described it: "A trackless waste of immense marshes and foul running streams."

As the Fens looked in my youth.

Unfortunately the peaceful slumber has been somewhat disturbed lately by hordes of slobbering, sticky-syrup-faced Canucks.


Artist's Impression of dangerous Canadian in the Fens.

"What can be done to stop them?!", I hear you cry. Well, it's simple. Vote for Rozzeh in this month's congress election for the East of England. If you aren't in the East, move there. It's the only real way to save your children and your maple trees.