Congratulation Brazil
psy_cho
After tough and tight selection, finally Brazil win the "Runaway Medal". Brazil "The Great Runner" get the highest points above Croatia "Journey to the West", Bulgaria "Playground in Ukraine" and Romania "We Still Have Turkey".
This result is predictable but maybe most of you want to know why Brazil win this medal. Our journalist get special interview with the jury.
Journalist : Sir, how you determine the winner?
Jury : The winner is determine by 2 factor. First, consistentcy in act. Never hesitate or shame to repeat his runaway attempt over and over. Second is courage. Courage to do the most unthinkable and disgraceful act.
Journalist : Sir, can you explain us why Brazil get the highest score above other countries?
Jury : Sure, there's 3-4 chapter from Brazil's runaway attempt. All of them are hilarious.
1. Chapter 1
It happened when Spain attacked Brazil few months ago. Brazil asked SA to vote down NE to Brazil. Brazil even made open letter to "humbly" asked his enemy SA to gave his mercy towards Brazil.
2. Chapter 2
Teden move all his mobile army to help Bolivia who has 0 MPP against Brazil who has 30 MPP. So they can hide from Spain assault by sacrificying native region.
3. Chapter 3
It happened recently when Brazil ask Teden to make RW in Indonesia to cut his border with Indonesia. It is common mobile operation. The different is Teden never came for Aussie this month. Suddenly Teden came to Indonesia to help Brazil runaway from Indonesia. It was dedication and persistent effort to run away and ignoring his ally.
4. Chapter 4
Brazil asked SA to put NE Indonesia and tried to cut borders with Indonesia. It means Brazil Leaving SA alone. They're not just running from gangbang, even when 1 vs 1 they're still running away.
Journalist : Thanks you for your time.
Jury ; Anytime
We also asked Brazil about his feeling tonight.
Journalist : Sir, what do you feel tonight?
Brazil : I feel so great, i wanna say one thing. I deserve it.
Journalist : is there anything you wanna say for your supporter ?
Brazil : Thanks a lot for your support. I can finaly save and has no border with Indonesia and Spain and i can sit relax here.
Journalist : How about your ally? Isn't wasting damage? If you have so much damage for runaway, why you are'nt helping others, such as Australia, France, SA, germany etc.
Brazil : Who cares about them. As long as Big country in Eden and Terra save, everyone can be sacrifriced. That's how Teden works. I called anyone my bro if they fight for me or give me free resources. If they don't i will called them dumb and dumber.
Journalist : Thank you for your time and congratulation.
Brazil : You're very welcome.
On behalf of the Sudut Pandang Newspaper, it is my great pleasure and honour to congratulate Brazil. Congratulation Brazil, you deserve it.
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Side Story inspired by this article.
Meeting between Brazil-SA
The Brazilian general says, "Alright, i will show you Brazilian-SA friendship."
The SA general reports, "Yes, sir?"
The Brazilian general says, "See Indonesia over there? Banged your head to the wall!!! I will help you to break that wall"
Without blinking, the SA general pulls out his helmet and start banging his head. Hoping the wall will break.
The Brazilian general says, "See? That's my servant for ya!"
10 minutes later The Brazilian General talk with his private.
The Brazilian general says, "Cut the border with Indonesia, ask whole Teden unit."
The private asking his general, "But general, it means we leave SA alone while we're hiding from 1 vs 1"
The Brazilian general says, "That's the point, SA serves us well."
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PS : I made mistake in comment. I said PaST is Brazil Capital IRL. Thanks for correcting. Comparison between eRepublik map and RL map is fuzzy sometimes 😛
. Last words, enjoy the article 😃
Comments
pertamaho
o7
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TS maho jancuk,,,kalo maho ngaku aja lah jng di simpen"
wkokoakowkoa
HAHHAHHAHA vote
Haha....
Thats the SH*T that they are lookin for!!!
Brazil has found new medal achievement "RUN MEDAL" Gulimaxxx
hahahhahhaha
asd
lol
MANA NUDE NYA?????????????
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voted lah walo gak ngerti basa linggis juga...
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hohoho !!
TROLOLOLOL
wkwkwwkk
Brazil deserve it, indo was a good teacher in v1 i can say o/
"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill."
"What is essential in war is victory, not prolonged operations."
"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate."
"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."
"He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot will be victorious."
"The expert in battle seeks his victory from strategic advantage and does not demand it from his men."
Java is Brasil 😘******
btw stop fighting against Argentina, thx
@jazar
Congratulation. Even you can make nonsense reason to support your act. No doubt about it, You deserve this medal. o/
i didnt give a reason, i said it is deserved o.O
not me unfortunatelly, since i dont care/play, but I would proudly wear it and receive it in some cerimony in Java, capital of Southwest Brazilian Colony
now stop fighting against Arg
lol
@Jazar:
make ur own article. mention that u conquer Java when there're china and USA helping u and conquer our other regions. but dont forget to mention that u lost PaSC to us in 1 on 1 war, due to sacrificing ur own North of Brazil to eBolivia. pfft.
Kasian SA ditonjoin ama eIndo mulu,..
hahahahha,.. xD
@Jazar: oops sorry.. u're eSerbian, u're our allies in conquering PaSC. pfft.
Omg, jazar is serbian. thanks for helping Indo to get Parana and Santa Carina. Brazilian capital in RL.
Hail Jazar
why i will make an article about conquering java if it isnt a relevant region?
i mean who cared about Indonesia, really? they r there between asia and oceania fishing and etc in their small islands etc etc and sometimes decide t oatack some stronger country like USA, Brazil China or Australia when this countries are already engaged at some war. srsly 😛
yupz i am serbian and i still didnt forget wut u made to us not letting us swap to australia hmpf, at least u kneeled good and ask for forgive 😃
"Parana and Santa Carina. Brazilian capital in RL."
haha psy_cho 😛 i know you are trolling, i mean u r slow, but not that much xD and unfortunatelly i couldnt help u brow, sorry S2
@jazar
http://www.gstraveladvice.com/images/emagazine/080202/359_1_image.jpg
hmm what about that psy_cho? its a map, do u know where is PR&SC there? xD you evne know wut it means? xD
http://tinypic.com/r/mwxt00/5 do you seen ebrz player in top 5?
wth?! get a room gays. xD
novi17, this mean ebr has allies and indo is 4ever alone since they betray everyone? xD
raepras, only if u come
The true about Ostin: [PT/EN] http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-pt-eng-taxi-na-indonesia-1915973/1/20
s2 indos
Moar Brazilian, congrats for this medal. You guys definitely deserve it 😃
can i come too ?
PROBLEM Jazar ?!
This article is for Brazil, ONE enemy .
And you're eSerbian .
I dont care what medal brazil get
but what they dont get is: 10 resources and NE
What a boring country u become, brother
Just yesterday u have 10 resource and conquer java
Go ahead and brag about java, while we laugh at ur country
U know Indonesia is just there, behind SA
Spain is also there, behind Argentina
Just knock the door and we'll answer
mpoted max !!
gogogo bra ..
congratz for brazil...
how many gold you get from that medal?
s+v
congratz brazil ahahahaha
o)
LOL we stole the medal fro indonesia?
btw:
how many times you got your's enemy capital
Brazil 1 x 0 Indonesia
cry me river psy =3
@vigon
It takes 4 countries to gangbang indo and more than 100 millions damage from colin, argrob and romper for one night stands in java.
while Brazil run away even from 1 vs 1 against Indo. Brazil needs SA help to NE indo.
Pawned : 3
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-bs-thanks-indonesia-you-always-make-me-laugh--1916444/1/20
Thanks, you keep making me laugh in this game. 🙂
Java is Brazil
Cry me a river
;*
Java is Brazil
Cry me a river
;*
Hey, psy,
indonesian's schools are that bad in geography?
Parana & SC is our RL capital?
lol you fail on failing.
@vigon
well, blame erepublik map 😛