Comrade Aldy going for Congressman!

Day 975, 08:04 Published in Czech Republic Israel by Aldameldo

Hello commies and cappies!
Aldameldo is running for Congressman again! I hope these elections will be more successful for CSP and me than the previous ones!

Some people blamed me for showing off in my last article. Seems like they didn't read it all. I don't say CSP succeeded because of me, I just think I helped a little! And it's because of that help I gave to our Party that I want to earn your trust!
I have been serving the Czech Republic and C.S.P. for over 3 months! I was the only communist Congressman in May's Congress.
I don't want a Nobel Prize (😛), nor flowers, nor anything! Just the recognition of my services here. And all I humbly demand from you is a decent number of votes that will give me another seat next to other CSP honourable Congressmen!



Hehe, just joking!

And if all that stuff don't persuade you, read what follows!
On Saturday, 24.07. I have my 18th RL birthday! Wouldn't a 4th term be an excellent present for comrade Aldameldo?

And if I get elected, you are all gonna have a piece from my birthday cake!!!! Yummy!

That's a bribe, you know, but everybody loves cakes!

Signed,
comrade Aldameldo
e-Czech Congressman