College Avenue

Day 3,241, 20:40 • Published in USA USA • by Goddess Dilvany




Its a Wednesday sitting in class professor 10 minutes late all of a sudden he burst through the door.

Okay class I am hungover to day some of you may get wet, but you'll just have to suck it up.

Okay does a computer desktop exists? uh yes.... NO! ITS JUST AN ABSTRACTION!

Class does a computer processor exist? uh no.... Class listen raise your hand if you think a computer processor exists. You better be raising your hand! YOUR ALL WRONG! ITS JUST AN ABSTRACTION!

Its times like these that I wish it was the weekend and I was wondering along College Avenue.

Bands of drunk sorority girls being carrying each other home.

The most sober looking Asian kids pulled over by the cops while the sorority girls stumble by.

Listen kid what were you and your friend doing?
Oh well we were just walking around I don't remember...
Well if you can't remember that means you probably drank too much and I need to get you to the hospital.

You can't forget the people spreading the good world of no fun and lost Sundays.

I feel like walking up to them and asking how many lost souls they have pulled in... ever? Hopefully that will be the existential crisis that drives them to a life of sin.

This is what separates the two weekenders. One is happy and enjoys the weekend. The other wishes they did something else, but decries it because they can't.

There are people at the parties who wish they were watching netflix and people watching netflix who want to be at the parties.

So enjoy your weekends.