Christmas is cancelled

Day 1,130, 05:56 Published in USA USA by gagah

Sorry guys, but I just got the news. So go ahead and throw away your wrapped gifts, go back to work, stop fighting with your family, put the prostitute away, burn down the tree, pour the eggnog down the drain 2 days early, stop pretending to love your wife/girlfriend/children, beat the dog, and the children, take down all the Christmas cards,throw away the Christmas cookies, take down the lights, toss the stockings into the fireplace, stop pretending that you use your fireplace, break the Christmas dishes, screw going to mass tomorrow, and go out and find a child playing with his toys nicely, and crush them.

Thanks a lot, China.