Christmas Day is Judgment Day in America, Are You Ready?

Day 1,857, 02:11 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Longbaugh


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Let me start this off by announcing that I am running for Congress with the United States Workers Party.

It’s true, I've burrowed through 11 congressional terms since I started playing this game nearly 4 years ago. I have been an elected congressman in 4 separate nations. I have worked with numerous parties around the world; some friendly and some not so friendly.

I stopped playing eRepublik in December of 2010 and spent 2 years living my life. I’d pop in to see how things were going and what had changed, but would quickly become bored and forget about the game. Then, one day this last October I logged back on and perused the site. There were numerous changes everywhere, but the one change that caught my attention... the one change that drove me back to playing the game was when I saw that the #1 party in the United States was led by Ajay Bruno.

You’ve probably seen that name thrown about recently. It’s true. I’ve talked about him enough, that’s for sure. He has come to be known by many names over the last 3+ years: Pizza The Hut, General Cartman Lee, and numerous others (I think it might be up to 7 different accounts at this point).

He is currently known as Ronald Gipper Reagan, the elected Party President of the American Freedom Alliance.

To me, however, he will always be known by his first account name... his real name... Ajay Bruno. The infamous Ajay Bruno. The most power-hungry player to have ever played this game.

Ajay Bruno. The King-Beyond-the-Wall.

Recently, the Department of Education—an organization that has guided this nation since the game began—posted the official Ajay Bruno dossier that has been archived on the eUSA forums for almost 2 years.

Every word of it is true.

I'll tell you, years ago I left this country and moved to Ireland because of poor relations with a number of American officials both high and low. I moved to Ireland and worked in their government. From there I moved on to other nations to work and fight alongside friends. It was an Orwellian path (as in, George Orwell actually lived this way... not as in, elitists will take your freedoms).

And, at the end I met up with some old American friends—some of whom had become foes—and we came together to liberate a nation. Then I left the game.

Then I came back. And I found that Ajay Bruno leads the nation’s largest party...



Listen, I’ve been the Recruitment Director for the USWP for 4 days now, and I've seen so much evidence of Ajay’s illegal dealings that it would have convinced me he was shady if I hadn’t already known who he was and what he's been about for years.

Years.

I came back to this game after 2 years... and I came back to the United States because I absolutely will not have the nation of my birth under duress at the frightful dark nightmare that would be either an Ajay Bruno or Hanibal presidency. Don't forget about Hanibal LA. He's just as bad as Ajay/RGR, but he's twice as smart... so he made a habit out of using Ajay for his own ends while Ajay farts around.

Ask anyone who knows me. I used to be one of the hardest PEACE GC/Phoenix motherfuckers out there. But, it’s like I've said to both sides of that aisle since coming back...

If I was still in that pro-Hungary, pro-Serbia, anti-America crowd I would leave the very moment they start working with Ajay Bruno. The racist. The liar. The American heretic... Ajay Bruno.

Ronald Gipper Reagan.

He gets off on his supporters’ ignorance, by the way. They see his cries of the “elitist cancer” on our government and they click on his name to be reminded that his account was only created just last June.

Listen man... RGR’s definition of “elitist” is pretty much anyone who remembers when he went by his real name in this game: Ajay Bruno.



Ajay Bruno is as much of an elitist as anyone else. He’s just not a successful elitist, and he has resorted to such low tactics that not only did I come back to playing this game, but I re-joined my first party. The difference between us and him is that Ajay and his cronies only tell you to vote for one party...

Theirs.

They want you to vote for them, whereas we ask that you vote for one of any of the other 4 major parties. They want you to vote for one party. We want you to vote for multiple parties.

That's called a patriotic coalition.

That's not eliticism by any measure of the word. That's the definition of inclusion. And our job... as Americans... is to protect our country from recurring threats like the AFA, and the malcontent of their leaders.

My name is LONGBAUGH, and I am running for congress to save this great nation from being pillaged and torn apart by scoundrels in our midst. I have seen these United States get carved into pieces before; where the only region left was Florida. I've seen it. I remember it well.

I am not eager for recurrence.

On Christmas Day, vote for the United States Workers Party.

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Longbaugh
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~USWP Councillor/Recruitment Director
~12-time Congressman
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