Choosing the Least of Three Evils

Day 876, 14:28 Published in South Korea United Arab Emirates by Mark Wahlberg

Citizens of eSouth Korea and members of the Project for a New Korea:

I am Mark Wahlberg, and I am here today to inform the people of this great nation that I have thrown my hat in the ring and I am in the running for Party President of the Project for a New Korea. You may think this is all very sudden and seemingly out of the blue, but my platform may convince you otherwise.

Platform:
*PNK is in the top five parties in South Korea. That means that whoever wins PP will be able to push their candidates for Congress.
*If I am made party president, I will follow in the footsteps of PNK's former PP Arjay Phoenician, who I admire so very much, and will carry on the tradition of writing two five-page essays each day.
*If I am made party president, I will mold this party into an unaffiliated party designed for the sole purpose of giving Independents the option to run for Congress without being under the banner of a party with which they disagree with the platform. This party will not have a platform, and is merely a launch-point for independents to run for a seat in the National Assembly.

However, my main point and the focus of my campaign is this:
*Previously, we would have had E51 Elgrand or Breton Boy sitting in the party president seat. Do we really want that? By joining the race for Party President, I have provided a new option to vote for: the Least of Three Evils.

Vote Mark Wahlberg for Party President of PNK.
The Least of Three Evils.