Choosing the Least of Three Evils
Mark Wahlberg
Citizens of eSouth Korea and members of the Project for a New Korea:
I am Mark Wahlberg, and I am here today to inform the people of this great nation that I have thrown my hat in the ring and I am in the running for Party President of the Project for a New Korea. You may think this is all very sudden and seemingly out of the blue, but my platform may convince you otherwise.
Platform:
*PNK is in the top five parties in South Korea. That means that whoever wins PP will be able to push their candidates for Congress.
*If I am made party president, I will follow in the footsteps of PNK's former PP Arjay Phoenician, who I admire so very much, and will carry on the tradition of writing two five-page essays each day.
*If I am made party president, I will mold this party into an unaffiliated party designed for the sole purpose of giving Independents the option to run for Congress without being under the banner of a party with which they disagree with the platform. This party will not have a platform, and is merely a launch-point for independents to run for a seat in the National Assembly.
However, my main point and the focus of my campaign is this:
*Previously, we would have had E51 Elgrand or Breton Boy sitting in the party president seat. Do we really want that? By joining the race for Party President, I have provided a new option to vote for: the Least of Three Evils.
Vote Mark Wahlberg for Party President of PNK.
The Least of Three Evils.
Comments
Wouldn't that be the LEAST of 3 evils?
This is very unsportsmen-like joining at the last second for the sole reason of keeping me from winning.
You've always been a jerk, but this is below even you.
Actually, it's to keep you *and* Elgrand from winning.
Also, good point, Al Dente, I'll change that.
Mark, nobody is evil here, unless you want to claim yourself as such. Evil is wrong, stop trying to be evil and join the greater good. The needs of the people outweigh the personal gain of any single person. Spock taught us that time and again, especially in Star Trek 2 when he sacrificed himself to save the Enterprise and the rest of space from The Wrath of Kahn.
Let's learn from his selfless act and band together to make eSK strong; I'm voting Breton Boy tomorrow because he IS that strength.
"The needs of the people outweigh the personal gain of any single person. Spock taught us that time and again, especially in Star Trek 2 when he sacrificed himself to save the Enterprise and the rest of space from The Wrath of Kahn."
Is that not what I am doing? I could be in FSDP with my brothers, but I am sacrificing that to create a party for the Independent politicians that have no way to present themselves in this country.
Vote Mark Wahlberg for PP of PNK 😉 😉 😉
No, you've made it extremely clear that you are only doing this out of some misplaced act of spite against me [and Elgrand].
"Actually, it's to keep you *and* Elgrand from winning."
You apparently did not read my entire platform. That was but one part of it.
"This party will not have a platform"
The party won't have a platform, but I do.
"If I am made party president, I will mold this party into an unaffiliated party designed for the sole purpose of giving Independents the option to run for Congress without being under the banner of a party with which they disagree with the platform."
"However, my main point and the focus of my campaign is this:
*Previously, we would have had E51 Elgrand or Breton Boy sitting in the party president seat. Do we really want that?"
The MAIN point people.
This just seems like shameless attention seeking from you Mark.
Whichever of the two serious candidates people prefer, Elgrand or BretonBoy, I think all agree that they have at least campaigned with policies and personalities whearas you have just turned up at the last minute declaring them both to be evil and you to be a saviour with your joke party idea.
This isn't a joke party idea, I stated that if I win I will turn PNK into a legitimate party that will let independents run under. And saying Elgrand isn't going to turn it into a joke party is laughable. (No pun intended)
Independents/rogues can already run under whichever party they want to so your point is moot.
This is just a spiteful movement or a grasping ploy to try and gain attention for youself.
I have already made it clear that I support Elgrand and his many sensible policies but even BretonBoys ideas are more credible than your 'party with no ideas' idea.
I do agree with you on one point Mark.
You are certainly the 'Least' of the three candidates.
You admire a fraud.
@Mark
Please don't run under a false pretense. We could all get along if we were willing to work together, so why do you bother picking fights with other citizens? We're at peace with the game world right now, but it could change if other people see us as weak and divided. We came to this country with no motive but to lead it into prosperity; I don't want any political infighting, but if you can't see the plain truth of our mission, I will have to politely tell you to chill out.
Also, If you're not the real Mark Wahlberg, it's in bad taste for you to use that name. Marky Mark is one of the most brilliant artists I've ever seen and his video game taught me the joys of video editing at an early age. He cares about people and would be horrified to see his good name being used to drag a country into ruin.
you have a bad campaign slogan
"Independents/rogues can already run under whichever party they want to so your point is moot."
They can, that is true, but this way they can run under no party banner at all. Why would you run representing a party if you don't agree with the party's goals at all? The party will be renamed something along the lines of "Independent," so that way people will see that the person doesn't represent any particular party or its goals.
Parties are supposed to have members that at least somewhat agree with the party's platform, they shouldn't just be a group that has no meaning. By having an independent party, people who disagree with the major parties can run without representing those parties and without forking over 40 gold to start a new party of their own.
@grayeon: I thought it was pretty funny 😉
Here again we see the foolishness of the Class Traitors and Capitalists. Instead of rallying behind the pig-dog Elgrand we see another 'individual' run for PP thus dividing the vote and allowing Breton Boy to fulfill his destiny as Workers Hero. Please lets have a couple more extra candidates! CHORTLE.
You may succeed in furthering your campaign of hate against Elgrand and in making your name more known as a loudmouth trouble maker but you will never stop BB getting elected.
PS. Calling yourself 'evil' and implying you are a bad choice probably wasn't the best ever campaign i've seen AND its 'the LESSER of three evils'.
Vote Breton Boy tomorrow for a Grorious Future eSK.
Why not? I ran for congress in a Party where I disagreed with 70% of the platform.
Nothing horrible happened to me and I won.
Ceci n'est pas un parti.
Also, Red, it's the least.
"AND its 'the LESSER of three evils'."
if it was two evils it would be the lesser, it's three so it's the least evil
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Grambushed! I lose and hang my head in shame.
Not as low as the shameful head of Mark 'I like to play the spoiling game' Wahlberg but still in shame.
I am but a lowly worker who knows not the ways of the grammards.
Honestly I don't think you should run just to keep other people out mark.
"Not as low as the shameful head of Mark 'I like to play the spoiling game' Wahlberg but still in shame."
Needs MOAR verb
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Also, BB is my preferred candidate if anyone really cares. Don't let Red "Kill the class traitors and grammar-nazis" Korea put you off.
All I know is that we should be more concerned about Russia looming on our borders. Remember what the pigs in Animal Farm sai😛 "My chick bad, my chick good!" Do we really want Russia sending their certified strippers to conquer us if the fickle gaze of their lidless eyes turns our way?
Red.
Try changing to a montra that people haven't already heckled relentlessly out the door (ie communism) and learn to spell plox.
Man, I wonder how much Kim Yu-Na makes being ElDonut's PR Rep.
ElGrand's party idea is a joke idea.
Kim Yu-Na is hilarious.
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MADE any other new 'friends' recently Mark?
Reported for multis.
Good job finding multis Kim but I think your aim was a little off.
I think you should have been aiming here:
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