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Chimp Welcomes Election Result

Day 1,375, 11:35 • Published in South Africa

• by Rico Suave

Mafikeng, North West Province

Congressman Rico Suave held an impromptu press conference out of his shack in former president Jizzie McGuire's backyard friday afternoon, following the release of the congressional election results.

Rico Suave - PSU

"My ratings doubled this term! If this trend continues I'll have 100% of the votes in the March congressionals" said the simian politician while treating the assembled reporters to some kind of barbecued meat.

"I can only lament the fact that the voting process is anonymous. I'd like to thank my voters in person. But if they're reading this I'd like to see both of them over at my house on Sunday for beer and chili"

Congressman Suave quickly excused himself after some sort of muffled sound emanated from the shack.

Comments

Grimstone Day 1,375, 11:47

Nice one Bro, good to see u back in office

kiwifire1 Day 1,375, 14:12

Thanks Rico, whats in the chilli mate?

Rico Suave Day 1,375, 15:50

Just because you don't want to think about what's in my chili doesn't mean you don't know what's in there.

Belea2008 Day 1,376, 03:05

Congratulations!

Rexdeus Day 1,377, 01:10

Nice one Rico !

Jizzie McGuire Day 1,379, 18:04

I'm still cleaning up the mess after your "press conference" after spending 3 days of nausea and vomiting thanks to your "chili." And what the hell are those noises coming from my shed? I thought cleaning up ape poo and other fluids was bad enough - I don't know if I even want to see what is going on behind those battered doors.

Oh and congrats, monkey man. Next time I want to be voting for you for president, my simian friend.

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