CHAZ4CP IV - Wall O Text Manifesto For The Mandem
CptChazbeard
I...I just...what?...what the hell is going on right now?
Sometimes you need to take a step back and look at the wider picture and that's what I've done in completely re-writing my manifesto.
What is more evident than ever is that you can't please all the people all the time and some will go out of their way to be displeased. So I won't bother, instead I'll just outline what I personally believe is best for the eUK rather than trying to bow to everyone.
Loyalty is being called into question from all sides. If you listen to the arguments then seemingly we have a group of multies and foreigners attempting to ruin the eUK and run off with the treasury against a load of clueless old fags who would rather role-play among their small 'cabal' away from the scumbags of this nation.
Indeed, since being nominated for the election by UKPP – sorry conspiracy fans, there was no prior devious plan to switch sides and run – my loyalty has been bought into question.
The truth is I don't have a particular loyalty to any party, these days my loyalty only lay with the eUK.
I don't understand why this has come as a shock to some. I spent my first months of the game with no party before joining the (pretty non-political) Spamicans and then forming 'The Skatalites' (oh WookieO how we miss thee) and have flitted between parties ever since returning to the game. Hell, if I remember correctly I don't think I even ran for congress in my first year.
I genuinely am party neutral. There's good and bad in all parties the same as in life, and it's because of this mentality that I am running for the presidency.
I feel my greatest shortcoming has been my lack of media presence. Toiling away in the background, often on my own, has led to laughable notions of a lack of activity or commitment to the game.
I've realised that what I should have instead been doing was writing self congratulatory articles bigging myself up, screaming and shouting over any click of a button. (As I'm now doing in this article).
I therefore pledge to not only remain active and do all that is required of me (I'm yet to attack the wrong region) but to bang on about it too. Mediocre clicking of a button that warrants no fan fare? Not anymore sonny Jim, it's now a massive deal.
In honour of the eUK's favouirte pessimistic commie and his prestigious awards that still carry so much weight and were truly deserved by their recipients (CptChazbeard – 2x Zaphod Award Winner) the Chazbeard administration will set up community awards – with cash prizes – recognising extraordinary contributions to our bat-shit insane online nation. Hopefully encouraging activity and maybe some healthy competition along the way.
Players will be given the opportunity to nominate someone (or big 'eds can nominate themselves) in various catagories with the winner being decided by a cross party panel.
If it goes well then it will also allow us to see where help is needed the most.
To errr....educate the nation?
With that said I will stump up the initial investment in any schemes (with no desire for it be returned) so they will be 'risk free' for the eUK. Once fully costed I will then explain to congress how much it all costs, where the money is going and why and ask for their permission to release funds to continue schemes.
It's a mad cap idea whereby citizens pay taxes and then those taxes go toward improving the nation (I.e firepower) and helping players who need it the most. Players will likely be far less grudging towards taxation if they and/or the nation get something in return.
Bar that I think the exemplary work Huey has done since time immortal means the MoF is in as good a health as possible within the constraints of this game. Every modular change or newly available data has been kept on top of, monetary market fishing and investment schemes continue to tick by and reports issued throughout the month. Why fix it if it isn't broken.
I've said it before and I will say it again. Ultimately I am of the opinion that most of the duties assigned to the MoFA should be undertaken by both the CP and MoD. This game is far too fast paced to warrant more levels of red tape.
I've been in far too many governments to know that foreign counterparts will respond to the CP and MoD. I also know all too well that not allowing your MoD freedom of movement will only hamper their productivity and you run the risk of 'crossed wires' with every additional layer of bureaucracy.
Here's a sort of example of what I mean:
Stringent Gov'
CP: “Bugger, we're being invaded, we need a plan!”
Mo
😨We Need to rally our allies! MoFA! Go talk to them”
MoFA: I'm on it!
---one week later---
MoFA: Forig people, come fight for us please?
Forigs: Meh. Ok.
MoFA: They said they will fight for us.
Mo
😨Yay! Damage!
CP: Yay! Things happening.
Freedom of Movement
CP/Mo
😨Halp!
Forigs: Again...really? Sigh OK.
ALL: Yay!!! “Kum-by-ahhh my Lord, Kum-by-ahhhhh”
And this is why Karacticus was a bloody good president.
All I expect and want from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is to lighten the load. When some shit tier nation I can't be bothered to talk to wants to open dialogue...then fly my pretty monkey. Fly! Fly!
You may think I have little care for Foreign Affairs in the game, this couldn't be further from the truth. It is just so intrinsically linked to the Military that I see no need for them to be two separate entities.
The military is the backbone of the game and of any nation, the less damage you do then the less valued you are as a member. Our army, our fighters, our suppliers and financiers are the backbone of this country and as such they deserve as much focus and assistance as possible. If they don't do what they do then our bargaining chip at the alliance table dwindles into insignificance, our presence would be like having the team mascot sitting in on a board meeting.
I produced a load more ranting on my view of our military and how I feel it can be altered to benefit us which you can read here. For now I will try to be as brief as possible. Those who know me will know I am a military man when it comes to the game and those who have worked with me, especially at times of war, will know that I don't muck about.
Articles & Orders
Cheerio daily articles. I see no point to these bar trying to make the MoD look busy and half competent. “Oh, it shows the allies where we fight” errr no it doesn't, it just shows that a link has been copied from the battle page. More often than not our priorities will remain on a battle which is pretty much in the bag whilst another ally struggles.
Instead orders will go directly to commanders and fighters with the reintroduction of The Hellfire Club. I still think it's the least cumbersome and efficient way to communicate with players. Painstakingly over the last month I compiled a list of all of our most active fighters by division and sent friend requests. We had almost 100 players grouped into mails, 40 ready to go and a further 30 pending.
This way too we can be a tad more discreet with our operations and supply players with the relevant information pertaining to their divisions rather than blanket orders. I also want every newer player issued with a guide on how best to fight.
Articles will of course remain, however I want them to be informative and highlight what is good about the eUK's military. This is how we sell ourselves to our allies.
Aviation
Most players will have figured out how they want to best spend their time fighting already. What I will try to do is encourage D1, weak higher level accounts and new players to fight solely in aviation (whilst simultaneously training). On average D1 accounts for 1-2% of our damage output whereas if their efforts went into aviation they could be far more valuable, it just needs to be sold to them.
Supplies
Subscription supplies. Rather than daily/every two days players simply need to sign up to the scheme and be supplied weekly. There will be criteria players have to meet in order to be supplied but overall this will be a more efficient system than Call to Arms. Yes you have to sign up but it's quicker than saluting and being supplied every day.
War/Training War
We'll open dialogue with the next Irish government in regard to the continuation of the Training War. However, as always, I far prefer a direct conflict that actually helps an ally and as such will seek one. Last time I said that we attacked Argentina, I can't guarantee an opportunity like this will arise again looking at current geopolitics.
Damage Concentration and Efficiency
Just realised how high the word count is getting so I'll give a general recap of my military manifesto and some additional points.
- Direct orders and weekly subscription supplies. No more missing supplies or having to search for orders.
- Streamlined MPPs with weekly 'Top 5' issued for auto-DO.
- More encouragement for certain players to switch to aviation.
- eUK only COs placed on important battles.
- New guides taking into account aviation and residency (we can't ignore that)
- Informative articles as opposed to pasted links.
There are a few more ideas I wish to implement but I will run a survey before hand to see if anyone would take up the idea and let's start with the basics first.
TL
😃R Version
- I'll focus on publishing articles more than working in the background.
- Community Awards recognising players in different fields.
- Census to supply the government and congress with more detailed information on our population.
- Taxes to be invested back into the country rather than sitting in the coffers. (With congress' blessing)
- Streamlined government, less bureaucracy.
- Educational stuff and things.
- Efficient and effective military set up with far more investment.
- Full co-operation with congress.
- Weak ass players to be strapped to catapults and shot into the sky.
- I'll end the apartheid and free Nelson Mandela.
Yours every faithfully,
CptChazbeard - Feckless player and apparent PTOer
Comments
'I genuinely am party neutral. There's good and bad in all parties the same as in life, and it's because of this mentality that I am running for the presidency.'
Given Dapper, Ajay and BigAnt have just seen their parties gutted of multis (let alone what they've done in the past) I think it says a lot you still intend to bring them back to the table under the guise of a 'neutral banner'
ok
How does them choosing to support Chaz over Dish equate to Chaz bringing them to the table?
Is this the same casual innocence we saw when you handed the party to Dapper/'forgot to run'/'accidentally hit a bit for the Trico's #th MTO?'
Am bored of the farce, you've made your bed
Dapper went on to be a pretty decent CP as a result.
You ran a primary on the last night a player could be nominated.
I didn't accidentally hit. I clicked one button to pick up a Sky Hero, less than 400 damage in a round, I'm sure that shock the might of the eUK to its' very foundations. It was free to join so I made some easy gold which has then gone back into the eUK...economic genius 🙂
So you don't deny deliberately giving Dapper our PPship and making some bollocks excuse to go with it? The irony Dapper was given the CPship by the 'cabal' as itself an irony
You were sodding about in UKPP when we waited to run you given that was your chosen 'home' at that point. The primary was done and dusted and waiting funnily enough for either you or your vCP to 'press the button' and make it so...
I did actually return in time to be run. The primary was due to be completed the day after by which time it would have been too late anyway.
And Apples...you gave the eUK to King Willy
I can’t see you magically handing Dapper the PPship without some sort of coordination and the fact you can’t even be asked to deny it speaks volumes about what we can expect from your ‘neutrality’
The fact Wayne ‘forgot’ to run you and you say you finally returned at the last moment, coincidently with Ajay’s own running from Dapper & BigAnt’s new ‘Lemon Party’ – not sure what we can really expect as you pretend to be the middle man
Wayne wasn't PP at the time. I also sent you a message to say I was back in the party.
Ah - so it comes down to failure of UKPP backing/Mr Knee forgetting to run you with apparently coming back at the last moment after I was safely asleep?
Good work with dapper by the way, nice clean job - hopefully this is a lesson for us the next time you innocently return
FACTCHECK
"Wayne 'forgot' to run Chaz"
https://prnt.sc/fftt1c
PP results for the period I'm assuming to be in question, would appear to show that at the time of last month it wasn't Wayne that was obligated to do the running of any candidates but was instead Mr Knee.
'You weren't even there guv/You ran a primary at the wrong time"
Claims about where Chaz actually was at the time of any election, as well as the poor/good timing of any primary, is impossible to verify as erep starts getting annoying when you go too far down the fee😛
https://prnt.sc/fftut8
INCONCLUSIVE
"[summing about dapper getting somebody's party]"
...guess you had to be there for that one. I was not. INCONCLUSIVE.
Thank you for listening to this FACTCHECK broadcast
Believe it or not Mr Apples, I do not run UKPP except for the times when I actually do run the UKPP, like now.
You seem to be trying to invent yet another narrative. You have known Chaz a long time. You know full well his side is the eUK and never one of it's petty squabbles.
The only reason why he has Dappers backing, is because he isn't associated with you. Not for any other reason.
I was expecting Chaz to be running under a different party so when he momentarily popped in it never occurred to me to put him forward... I was expecting him to exit prior to the election.
Feel free.to blame UKPP for it, but it struck me as merely being an oversight of game mechanics that Chaz moved without realising the game de-selects you... I didn't run him as there wasn't any plan to.
I'm surprised DC hasn't been blamed....
- " I think it says a lot you still intend to bring them (Dapper.and Co) back to the table under the guise of a 'neutral banner'"
And it is such exclusionary attitude that saw the impeachment happened. I'm no fan of any of them, but they are still entitled to speak and judged on their words....
- " I think it says a lot you still intend to bring them (Dapper.and Co) back to the table under the guise of a 'neutral banner'"
And it is such exclusionary attitude that saw the impeachment happened. I'm no fan of any of them, but they are still entitled to speak and judged on their words....
NO - I don't think that is acceptable.
We can give the benefit of the doubt about CP candidate selection - I didn't know until the eve of selection that you couldn't select someone who was not in your party.
However I don't accept that BP and Lemon have a right to speak and be judged on their words - they should be judged on their actions as their actions speak loud and cleart!
We have seen 20 members of Lemon and a significant number from BP get perma banned. Many of these were the votes used to get WRP removed from Congress and get Dapper and BigAnt plus others in - they have cheated plain and simple. They have stolen Congress and Government by cheating - they have no right to be in Congress they have no right to a fair hearing. You are either with us or against us.
There is no playing both sides off against the other - we are not all as bad as each other. Just like 3 years ago there are suggestions going around that somehow we are all as bad as one another - NO WE ARE NOT. It's interesting that when the issue of all these people being banned was first mentioned publicly in an article, Wayne rode in not with anything helpful but by repeating an unfounded allegation that BigAnt had made a couple of days earlier. This is where I repeat the issue about the DC PTO of TUP - even if it was not meant in malice and was intended to be just a bit of fun, the effect was to undermine TUP and strengthen New Era and thus undermine the eUK - actions have consequences even if those involved did not realise them at the time.
Arsing about now with silly impeachments and rogue NE laws to undermine the Government can only strengthen the bad guys - which is exactly what's happened even it was not intended that way. So to repeat - either you're with us or against us.
That kind of "with us or against us" rhetoric sounds like something Dubya would have said. I am disappointed in such polarising comments from you, Paul. I thought you were better than that.
Oh, and vote Chaz \o/
That is the difference between me and you - I'm not into no platforming anyone I disagree with whereas you are very much into censorship it seems.
Taking measures to prevent the likes.of Ajay and Big Ant getting hold of the keys is one thing. For all of the silly things Ajay is doing, the rest of congress is sensible enough to block any actions so ultimately no harm done. The main issue lies with the treasury and I assume Huey has already made the money disappear...
All you are doing by insisting it is acceptable to ban people you disagree with is to make people permanent enemies. The likes of Big Ant might not change their spots, but not everyone in those parties are multis.
By refusing them a voice in which to hang themselves then you give them a reason to exist.
All I hear when you and Mr Bramley speak is that you consider your little clique to be the good guys, anyone who disagrees with you the baddies and therefore you are justified any means possible to keep control. Your comments on here just mirrors Mr Bramley's attitude and the reason he was impeached. The more you feel you are just in alienating those you consider bad people, the more alienated you will be making yourself.
Oh Paul, you are trying to use the same tactics as the real life Left. Defeat BigAnt and Dapper using debate and ideas!
Silence those you disagree with...
oh and trust me, you guys are as bad as each other.
As for this DC/TUP/NewEra thing that you are so hung up on (IT WAS YEARS AGO)... which group ultimately defeated New Era/Vendetta/Serbs and sent BA/Dapper running with their tails between their legs? ah yes, thats right, me and the DC boys!
This man deserves your vote for the solid education policy alone.
Fabulous manifesto Chaz
I'm not interested in your precious electric rat!
Zubrei4CP
Words. So MANY words.
It pains me to do it but I felt it necessary given the circumstances
Voted
There is little doubt that this term we have TWO very competent Presidential candidates standing for election. Both are bright, charismatic and thoughtful leaders who would do a good job running the country.
Even though I have backed Chaz (and even Dapper) in the past, this term I have voted for DishMCDS, mainly as I believe him to be less liable to make mistakes - over the past four months Chaz hasdropped more than one bolluck whilst in key positions.
What I would really like to see is a Dish/Chaz coalition working together to reunite the eUK after the stupid back biting internal dispute we have experienced over the past month or so. Let's try to bury the hatchet (and the excessive use of multis) and try to work together for a few weeks....?
cant make mistakes if your inactive... unless like applebypleb you let the auto attack hit Irelands only food resource 😃
Vote for Chaz
Name these bollocks he has dropped please?
I agree with the excessive multis comment, you might wanna get your own house in order first though!