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CHALLENGE! 50 CAD reward! (Closed)

Day 2,548, 07:23 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Hotelier

The Tell me Something Depressingly Hilarious Challenge

50CAD REWARD

Exactly what it sounds like. I need 25 comments, so whoever tells me the most depressingly hilarious thing they can think of, I’ll give them 50 CAD.

Ready, GO!

SilverMABeacage has won this contest, with the comment:
"Me thinking about somethingto write because I want so badly those few bucks!"

Mostly because I find the word "somethingto" depressingly hilarious.

Comments

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,548, 07:27

Your sex life.

Alexandria The Great Day 2,548, 07:42

I'm still the only one that has subscribed to your page!

ORDANCHO Day 2,548, 09:40

good luck collecting comments 🙂 I need 11 more so comment on my article pls http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/stupid-missions--2443955/1/20

J.Canuck Day 2,548, 10:54

A who squishes pop cans for a living.

Soda-pressing!

J.Canuck Day 2,548, 10:54

argh, *A guy who...*

J.Canuck Day 2,548, 10:55

no comment edit - also-da-pressing

Foxfire Day 2,548, 18:01

I think it's sad how funny I found that, lol.

Thedillpickl Day 2,548, 11:44

Boy sitting on a curb is crying.
Man asks what is wrong.
Boy says, "My feet hurt.".
Man looks, "Your shoes are on the wrong feet.".
Boy cries even louder.
Man asks what is wrong now.
Boy explains, "Them's the only feets I got.".

Molly Jo Day 2,548, 17:32

Reroi TW Day 2,548, 17:35

You are now playing a suck game.

Foxfire Day 2,548, 18:08

Grabbing a coffee at Tims and the girl behind me is complaining to her friend. Apparently a guy she knows helped her when her car died and they offered to cheer up her day by driving her to the mall and buy her the jeans she was going to buy. Her jeans cost $300. She's complaining that she found it weird that he bought her the jeans.
...
One. Who the hell spends $300 on a pair of jeans!
Two. I had a stroke by not turning around a explaining that, it's not weird at all because 'he wants to screw you' and you should let him because you are not that attractive.
Three. I want my biggest problems to be some one buying me a $300 pair of jeans!

That's my rant/depressingly hilarious thing I can think of.