Cerber: Great Polish President? Or GREATEST Polish President?
Woxan
EN:
It’s been a great day America. Our MPP with Russia has gone through, and Poland is learning a thing or two about overextending across the globe. I mean, just look at these awesome battle results:
Being able to fight in every time zone is a pretty sweet advantage to have. Although I have to hand it to Cerber’s top notch foreign policy team. Snubbing former allies and walking around head strong is uniting the entire world against NWO/Hi5. You’d think that our Polish comrades would realize that recklessly overextending would have repercussions, but then I remembere😛
Poland doesn’t do strategy. They tanked down our Gulf of Mexico? Rough, but we’re 2 regions away and on good terms with Mexico. A mere annoyance really. We can move back in free, and at any time most convenient for us. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, Cerber pulled a Sindh.
Poland losing Zhejiang and Poitou Charentes is a better story. Getting back to Asia would cost thousands of gold for Poland, and in a game where gold is scarce, that’s more of a pipe-dream than reality. French rubber is secured as well and once Poland is knocked out of Mexico, they’ll never see that resource again.
But unfortunately, it appears that a Polish Congressman “accidentally” triggered an impeachment.
Polish Congress:
Cerber:
Polish Checklist:
Hold all 10 Resources: Gone
Hold Asian Presence: Nada
Baby Boom: Zip
Keep up the good work Poland! You'll lose your cattle soon enough.
PL:
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I chose neither, I CHOOSE PAKISTAN
Serves him right for stealing Cerbs name.
Crush Poland, Free Germany! \o/
inb4lolandjokes
buuuuu
Hail Poland
FOREVER POLONE!
Serber is down! Serber is down!
; )
o7 America!
Why I'm subscribed to this S***? Well... not anymore.
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fail sir, that's russian I'm afraid 🙂 poles don't do cyrillic
Cerber may have pulled a sindh, but don't forget who pulled first ever : D
What's the matter, Poland? Lost something?
y u so mad smrtan?
they wanted an new world order, well it seems that they got it
Watch your language or they might call you a backstabber!
Hmm its very interesting to see a once powerful nation start a downward spiral.
Great strategy by Loland!
😃
Hail NWO! 😛
They got the potential but they just can't make it : )
LOL @ smrtan. The butthurt is strong with this one.
LuLz
eGod punish ePoland (Serber, Smrtan and Co.) for betrayal
this is loland : )
The eGod is a bitch. : D
LULZ smrtan, what's next?
RAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE???
Keep it the Loland strong!
Try to sit on too many chairs and you may find yourself on the ground.
EN: Trolololololololol
PR: HueHUEHuEhueHueHUEHuEhue
induringlolandsucks
Well written!
polish version is amazing : D
Nicely done Poland
Btw, this one is awesome as well:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Poland/law/67735
like this one:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Hungary/law/67747
but the Hungary's president seems to be fine, yet:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Hungary/law/67936
: )
let's get this international and read in different nations.
Serber stop killing Poland!!
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Well, Serber and Serbtan killed Poland as expected :😁
Woxan is right.
who cares about Junior....
Things are gonna change when Slovenia officially enters NWO.
NOT
XD
What Slovenia?
It was hard to find her before,now even harder
serber fail? : DD
serber fail? : DD
Greatest
French rubber is secured as well and once Poland is knocked out of Mexico, they’ll never see that resource again."
uuupss sm rw
I guess guy got manipulated too much by serbian wormtongues.... polish citizens never felt cerber way anyway....
POLAND IS NOT AMUSED
Crush Poland, Free Germany! \o/ \o/
This is delicious article. You must read it.
Cerber escaped impeachment by a grand total of ONE VOTE.
At least his country is behind him.
"cerbton" we have a problem 😛
tl;dr
Amurricah cannot into fish and rubber, whereas Poland can.
" Although I have to hand it to Cerber’s top notch foreign policy team."
You're welcome, good sir.
I lol'd