Dr. Pierre Chang
Yesterday I wrote an agony aunt article concerning our beloved Wilma and his issues with his manhood (I wont say anymore out of fear that this article will too get taken down). The article was clearly in jest yet some Philistine went ahead and reported it to the mods.
Look people, why do we play this game? It's clearly not for the clever and engaging gameplay, the lackluster interfaces, the incompetent bunch of yobs we call citizens. We play this game for fun. We have to learn to laugh at ourselves and our male shortcomings!
Oh I could sit down at my desk in Dharma Labratories and churn out piece after piece about how GREAT everything is and how WONDERFUL we all are and how DARING AND UNIQUE each one of you beautiful snowflakes is, but wouldn't you agree that would just be horribly boring?
I remember a different eIreland folks. I recall times of great banter where people weren't afraid to have the piss taken out of them because they realised it was all just a bit of fun. It's the Irish way, the amount of insults one gets it directly preportional to how liked one is.
Regardless, next weeks agony aunt letter will go ahead as scheduled. I'll hope that whomever reported me will have the insight now to accept that I everything I write is humour
Loves and Kisses,
Dr Pierre Chang
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