Celebrity Muscle of the eUSA Training Corps – Join Now!
Synesi
Ryan Reynolds
“If it wasn’t for the eUSA Training Corps… I wouldn’t have this hard body and my great acting skills. Women love me and Keanu Reeves’s fans hate me…”
Channing Tatum
“The Training Corps made me the sex….”
Vin Diesel
“Before I the joined the eMilitary I only knew how to act in one type of role. Now I know two.. Baby Sitter and Badass.”
Some citizens that didn’t join the eUSA Training Corps….
Random Russian solider…
Be a part of something special. It’s your choice.
You can be like this Russian solider...
No crying in the USTC!
Or this solider...
USTC will make you… teh sex
Honor, Strength, Power – Join the United States Training Corps
Comments
teh SEX!
2nd Yeah JOIN USTC
shoot, I mean 3rd xD
TC made me teh sex
So true!
wow...
hail Vin Diesel >_< (see my avatar lol)
USTC will make you… the sex
yummy yummy yummy! I can attest that this is really what TC guys look like!
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Ziomallo1 thats called phishing 😮
bans on you!
But, I'm already...... THE SEX!!!
Join the TC, be sexy!!!!
Awesome,I'm mentioned and they have pics of me \o/
So you go to TC to get sexy then to Airborne to make your ePeen bigger. Love it!
\o/
TC = teh sexytiems
Lul great
I used to be the sex.
votes and subbed... i guess :/
lmao teh sex
The TC made me...the sex
We are sexy!!
Wow. Can I volunteer as a cot?
We are teh sex. You are teh sex. I am teh sex.
Proud TC Boot Camp Graduate. It made me teh SEX. RECBN made me Lean. Ranger School made me Mean and I became a Fighting Machine!
lol,vote
Voted for Ryan Reynolds.
Can y'all take my picture down now?
Thanks,
MGMT
PS: TC Wreaks of Sexiness
TC makes you... TEH SEX
omg Bia...
*stares in awe*
😃
@ Cstarlight
I know right o.O
I was teh sex but then I started drinking
I am Colonel Sanders, and I approve this message.
no moar dudes, want boobies
I am teh sex already. Thank you TC.
In addition to giving you muscle, joining the TC makes you virtually unable to wear a shirt.
vote
WE ARE THE WORLD!!
The saviors of our allies and defenders of right, truth, Justicem and the AMERICAN way
\o/ TC sexiness FTW!!!