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Carlton for Congress - Porn-free addition

Day 1,191, 10:36 • Published in South Africa

• by Venetia Carlton

NOTE: Sorry, boys, I guess you're just going to have to use your imagination.

Hola Ladies and Gents,

Venetia here, it's that time of the month once again - not that time of the month where you say your TGINP prayer - but the other one where you vote for Venetia Carlton in Mpum*coughsplutter*langa (see what I did there?). Because she's awesome and you love her.

I'm sure there are some pretty decent reasons why you should vote for me floating around somewhere, but I'd rather not waste your valuable (?) time and so I'm just going to leave you and your left/right hand (whichever you prefer) to "ogle" mindlessly at this.

(PORN)
I know, right?

P.S. I dirtied my search history for you so you better vote for me (with the *other* hand that you didn't ogle with).

Venetia

P.P.S Vote for me.

P.P.P.S. I do actually make shizzle happen. Sometimes.