Captured Romanian General Reveals Military Secrets
Grakulan
This is an interview with the commander of the Romanian Balkans task-force, captured during the Second Battle of Marmara:
War Correspondent: General Failmaxescu, thank you for agreeing to give us this interview!
General Failmaxescu: You’ve put my nuts in a vice so I don’t have much of a choice.
War Correspondent: Right. So tell us, General – what was your strategy for the Balkans campaign?
General Failmaxescu: Tank and exploit.
War Correspondent: I see, blitzkrieg – armored breakthrough and a quick follow-up.
General Failmaxescu: Not exactly. More like tank in the last minutes of battles to create a massive server lag and then exploit it to attack the next region regardless of the outcome of the last battle.
War Correspondent: Uhhh … isn’t that cheating?
General Failmaxescu: Who cares?! If someone complains we just call him “whiner” until he shuts up.
War Correspondent: But certainly this cannot be the war plan of a military super-power like Romania! Even if you won every battle by showering your enemies with goldbricks you’d get bankrupt long before you won the war!
General Failmaxescu: A long history of epic failure has eroded our concern over actual war victory and economic gains. Now we only care about “moral victory”. So the Romanian people are happy even when we blow the whole treasury on one Pyrrhic victory.
War Correspondent: This explains a lot. Thank you, General, for sharing this information with us! You can go now – we don’t want to deprive the Romanian army of your military “genius”. Here, you can even have your tank back:
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Exexe. Гракулане на това му се вика гавра с труп 🙂 Браво, браво. Супер е статията. Да видим ромските колеги кво имат да кажат.
HAHA WHAT A GENIUS!!!
Long history of failures, you say? What has eBulgaria ever achieved?
So yeah, shut up Milen.
We should shut up or what, Titu? You'll go in non-combat mode again? 🙂
Grakulan : No, you should open your eyes and see the truth, but I bet you'd be scared to death if you'd do that 🙂 Someone did open his eyes and look what happened : http://www.erepublik.com/en/Bulgaria/law/21027" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/Bulgaria/law[..]21027 Don't forget, we're still neighbors and you still have an open war with us ... but, sleep tight bulgarians, we're watching over you 🙂
you chocked over with our big pickles, admit it.
@Ivan Minkov: LOL 🙂 True, true!
Grakulan, maybe in 2011 you will be able to do something on your own. You know, like we did tens of times already.
Besides, I have only commented to this article because I am under the impression I know M Iliev from real life 🙂
Rofl, "General Failmaxescu"
Grakulan-e brao bre kak uspia tezi 4ak v rumunia da gi troll-nesh 😃
Cnace, mi che postvam linkove v tehnite voenni vestnici 🙂
Isn't General Failmaxescu the commander of eBulgaian army? 😁 Oh sorry, I forgot you don't have an army but only allies&MPP! 😁
Shobol!ngoZauR, no problem - if you want to play Goliath we'll play David 🙂
@ShobolingoZauR
So what's your excuse
there is no excuse!
eRomania didn't gain anything so far, but also didn't lost anything! Everyone has the fear of our power to demolish high walls in less than 10min!
Also, because of us at this moment eBulgaria has an extra region! So you should thank us for this even if we didn't wanted to give you Marmara region.
PS. David was alone when he defeated Goliath.....
Tank and exploit. xD
Shobol!ngoZauR: Nope, it was an ambush - David acted like the Hand of God to distract Goliath, while his buddies shot the giant with a catapult 🙂
And by the way I did thank you Romanians for attacking us, because John_the_Brave's article has a lot of truth in it (even though you're not supposed to point such things out too much):
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/about-the-war-and-the-game-1083527/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/abou[..]/1/20
Funny 🙂
spam
lol
Nach Nord-Osten 😉
Oh lordy, when you had an MPP with Hungary you lost.
You had to tip the balance to 70.000 citizens vs 10.000 to win. Oh lordy what will we do?
Btw, attack us if you're so brave 😃
Titu Maiorescu, this guy is not Milen. I also thought so. 😉
So, who are you, dragi? 😉
Cheers,
Teodor MB228 😛
It's the easiest thing in the world to claim that you lost because the other side tanked..
( The 'exploit' never had any impact on the battlefield )
Blah blah eRomania... 🙂
It will be always remembered that you lost to eBulgaria 😁)...
It's not shame to lose from Hungary, USA, Indonesia, Croatia, Serbia... But this 😛...
See... I can ignore facts, too 😃!
nice article 😁voted
Spam.
Looks like the pee in Cucumberov's pants has dried with the help of some hungarian blow in his ass.
Best trolling ever, ever 😃
Funny Romanian tank 😃
good interview, thx, boted 🙂
hhehehe good work 😉
@ John: I'm saying you would have lost this war anyway because your strategy was simply to tank your way across the globe. The rest is a joke, although your president did try to exploit the lag by attacking Black Sea coast and on a few occasions the lag helped him to attack before we or Serbians attacked you.
@ Un OM: You sound so butt-hurt - is it because you sat on a fat cucumber, you little crybaby? 🙂
хаха имаш талант!
Nice one!
haha nice one 😃 eRomania is teh phail!
добреее..... 😃D
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