Captain's Log ---Day 2

Day 715, 03:25 • Published in Germany Germany • by duchess

Ahoy Crew

The seas be calm and I have a few minutes ta mark a few things in tha log. Tis been a busy few weeks, what with all tha plundering and pillagin' we done.

1) Our crew be growin'. Just look at how many people are now members of tha best crew in tha eWorld. But just cause yer in, does it mean ye earned the right ta call yerself a pirate? NO. I want ta see more loot, more treasure. Yer allowed yer "companies" (good cover fer all that ye have pillaged), but don't ferget the captain's share... or do ye think this ship sails on its own?


2) I'm tired of ye lily-livered scabs botherin' a busy captain like meself with yer epinions. I ain't got time ta hear ye whining. If I wanted a baby, I woulda stolen one long ago. So I opened the forum fer all crew members. Ye got something ta cry bout, go there. I'll read it. Some day.
eGermany Forum

3) I know I said before that this party is fer pirates, not politicians. It don't mean we ain't got epinions. This party (meanin' me) gave serious thought (a second in between ship takeovers) to tha candidates fer our country's president. Just because we don't follow tha rules, don't mean we shouldn't care at all who's at the helm of the country's ship. So as yer captain, I threw my pot in with Donnie Bronco. I expect ye ta follow suit. A united crew is a strong crew. Anyone who disagrees will walk the plank. Is that clear, ye poxy kraken?

Avast, I hear tha horn. Ye all know what that means. Another ship in sight. A fat merchant ship, I hope.

Smooth Sailin'
Captain D