Captain Kirk Is Climbing A Mountain
Day 664, 19:20
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by roadrunnerspeed
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing a mountain?
First person to tell me why Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain wins 1 GBP - PM me with answers.
HINT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ
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To hug the mountain to envelop the mountain he wants to make love to the mountain.
TOUGH YOUNG GUYS, WITH THEIR SINEWY BODIES, FINGERS, AND TEENY TOES
Its a sexy mountain....
Why do I climb it? Because I'm in love.
Because Klingons are on the top.
To make me emperor
Who cares? i hope he falls off and dies
DEATH!
And... that's putting me on the mountain.
what is this i don't even
...some of the most sensational men that not only climb but are voracious, fleeting, and elusive and peripheral. Like Gladdos.
To challenge 'The Rock'
The real question is - who is waiting for him at the top?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
Why is he climbing a mountain?
He's climbing the mountain because it stole his sammich.
He is climbing a mounting because of....
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHN!
He is climbing it because....I dont know, PEACE sucks a$$
because
CUZ I IS KOOL!!!
did i get it rite?
Why not?
Alternately, 42.
PRIDE
POWER
PAKISTAN
cause its hes passion to climb mountains =3 .... 😃
Because he's in love
He's after that rapscallion Dr Soran. That sonofabitch means to blow up a star with a ROCKET!
Because it's in the script of this episode
because Eugene Harlot ordered him to.
because...because...
Because he CAN!
he's going to save spock
Oh my God, this one is so easy!
To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
lol 42
He is climbing the mountain to sleep🙂
He is clibing the mountain because he loves to Klingon....
WHY DONT THEY JUST TELEPORT HIM THERE
Because it is there, pretty sure that makes sense
At least, that was what he said in the movie
Because someone broke a back in the mountain,and he wants to help him..lol
I go for trick question to the fact the mountain he is climbing is actually a hill because its not classed as a mountain, QI FTW
Because he looked in the mirror and saw how fat and old he has become, with his current career consisting of trekkie conventions and clipshows of his glory days, and he remembered a time-space vortex that was on the top of the mountain that could take him back to his time at StarFleet.
To Hug the Mountain, to envelop the mountain. He wants to make love to the mountain.
To hug the mountain.
To envelop that mountain.
To hug the mountain.
That mountain.
That Moutain.
He wants to make love to that mountain.
Because he's in love.
Is Captain Kirk climbing a mountain?
KHAN!
1st, there was a mountain. Then there was no mountain.
Indeed he does Woldy. Indeed he does.
If were talking about the film then hes climbing the mountain becoz hes got a few days leave and he wanted the challange and wanted to feel the freedom and spirit of being humanThe challange and hes in love.
If iam also right he falls and spock gets out his jump boots and saves him.
because it's there
bcos beam me up scotty was never actually said. So, the misled one now realises he must walk, or be left on this craphole of a planet with a bunch of americans.
Cause his mommy said to...
I'm feeling a Sir Edmund Hillary moment.