Canada Must Die.
Derphoof
Today, the ninth day of June,
unknown ages from the time when the sands evolved without time and space
and formed Dio of Pakistan in all His purity.
Several thousand days after “Za Warudo”,
when Dio created the world,
and felt it to be good.
One Hundred and Four months from the creation of Falcon in His image;
Ninety-Seven months since Nave led the charge against the Canadian menace,
Eight years after Taguaro assembled the piggish Spaniards.
Eighty-Two months from the NAP with Portugal;
two thousand and three hundred days from the anointing of Emerick as Der Fuhrer;
in the one hundred and third week of membership in Pacifica.
In the year two thousand and sixteen;
the sixth year since the replacing of the disgusting hexagon battle module.
In the fourth day of the election of President Yui;
the country owning 19/20 resources,
WE THE PEOPLE, eternally Dioist and beholding to our past,
desiring to sanctify the world with cleansing sand,
yearning to stick it to Rylde and his pocketbook
and four years passing since CanAm 2: Electric Boogaloo,
again demand war against the snow-loving people of the North.
The People of these United States demand war against the filthy Canadian menace. I hear the cries of the people in my inbox and on the forums. I hear the dead cry out to me from beyond the eGrave, clamoring for the death of Kanada.
We must create the North American Federation.
As we learned long ago, it is righteous and good. Kanadians are snow-loving hat-people who, if left alive by our merciful hand, are only worthy of subjugation and foreign rule. Hell, they elect Rylde all the time and let him rule with an iron fist. We’re just switching out an iron rod for a glorious American scepter, and a comfortable boot heel for them to gather under.
We’ve let them sit idly by up North, doing them no harm. Letting them do as they please, which they are pretty poor at. However, they recently spat in our face, taking the Neodymium that was rightfully ours. They outright intentionally stole it from us, as an aggressive show of snow-loving arrogance, despite our non-aggression towards them.
It is for the good of humanity, and the game at large, that Kanada ceases to exist. Immediately.
We must Manifest Destiny.
Comments
Kanada does not deserve to exist.
Carthago delenda est.
o: !
Gamisuke
inculacani
Sounds reasonable. Give war a chance and make Derphoof the USA Ambassador to Canada and Orion.
Surely working together we can find a way to end this disgusting peace.
I must go take my Neodymium bath now.
I thought all the Neo was frozen until the last week of August? At least, that's my recollection of PEI...
I sadly disagree, and think that you kids are acting on impulse or emotion. Just an opinion.
Shut your whore mouth before I slap you
go away
I'm a people of the eUSA, and I don't demand war. I remember us spending a boatload of money trying to keep Canada last year, so... not feeling it.
You too
Meh. The usual crypto-Dioist chest thumping and peeny-wagging, eh? That said, wickedly funny and entertaining.
I would like East Alaska 🙂
~hyuu~
Quality.
"stick it to Rylde and his pocketbook"
This sounds legit!
You write great troll/propaganda mate!
But i miss the term: Pig Disgusting Canada
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Serbia and Romania leases canada any attempt by you will lead to your own subjugation.
Lol ok. Try holding 50 regions fgt
we will burn your villages and drink your good wine , crackers and cheese. you all r f-ed also you own 0 kookaroos i own 21 so if you call me fgt again i will personally fly to the usa and f* you up silent bob and jay style you mf
fgt
Yeah except both US and Serbia are too smart to cock up too many resources for a shitty Canada thing
naw we promised protection perhaps read their feeds same with japan canada is now considered regions of serbia and romania
Ok so we are going to war with Romania and Serbia. Nice 😛
Yay, another war with Canada -.-
Yes, Northern Washington needs to exists...
Newer New York convinced me.
Northern North Dakota represent!
More talk from a spineless nation that outnumbers us 10 to 1 and is still scared of its own shadow.
I lived in Canada for a time. Our nations have more to benefit together. Welcome to the New World Rylde. Join or Die.
have not red more stupid article long time.
just write: we have to conquer Canada
.. and stfu
Oh. I think this isn't going to be good idea.
Havent read so much bs in one article in a long time, wow
We ll drive out the stormcloaks and restore what we own
this guy gets it
A North American Federation...not sure on the idea? Hmmmm...then again did somebody say we are going to war with Romania and Serbia because I am definitely on board for that.
Greeling for Greelinganda
United We Stand. United We Are Strong.
Voted and endorsed for the epic map.
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