Canada invades Great Britain!

Day 748, 13:50 • Published in Canada Switzerland • by HuCard

In a completely appalling move, Canada has unjustly attacked the British region of Pennsylvania! The virtuous, noble Britons soaked with dignity and pride had just reclaimed their dear colony in a bloody, merciless, and exhausting battle from the tea-despising, rebellious, and spoiled separatists calling themselves US Americans! How our government is able to perform such a disgusting assault is inexplicable, and such an outrage should be replied to by demonstratively drinking tea upon our leaders!

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Okay, self-parodies aside. Indeed, we have attacked Pennsylvania, which fell to the British a few hours ago.
Shortly before the US American declaration of war to Japan had passed their congress, the United Kingdom went for an all-out attack and assaulted four states at once in the hope that this would delay the USA's attack on the Empire of Japan, at least long enough for the latter's Hungarian MPP to be activated.
As it turned out, the plan failed. The American president simply retreated from all four battlefields to regain the initiative for the invasion of Kyushu to commence.

This left Canada in the perfect position and can be declared the best possible outcome from our point of view, as it enables us to battle the United Kingdom without activating their MPPs or committing any unrighteous moves illegally breaching their sovereignty.
It will be an honest and just one-on-one fight, the Britons versus us, and finally a chance to vent the anger which has accumulated within the Canadian population over these past months since their betrayal and our occupation. Being able to finally live out these feelings in combat with the UK will surely have a cleansing effect on our nation and stop strategically flawed ideas from arising from our unresolved desire for revenge.

Therefore, go and fight in Pennsylvania! To finally teach the British their well-deserved lesson, and for our allies the USA!
(Although be sure to adhere to the official orders in case of unpredictable changes.)