Cabinet Awards

Day 744, 12:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Meghan

As Woldy's reign of terror begins winding down, I have taken it upon myself as a useless secretary to do something fun whilst i'm finishing traffic school.

I am giving out awards to the most competent of the few and the proud. These awards will also be posted in my paper and will probably receive very few votes

so Congrats to (insert drumroll here):


DILLTHEDOG!!! Having been the most consistent and arguably the most active cabinet member by far. You have been the first to respond time after time. You are polite and seem to appreciate me...so yeah, you get an award for just being the shit. Way to be buddy!



LORD WEIIS!!! Coming into the middle of any job is difficult, but it's especially difficult for the Ministry of Work. He could have ignored duties and just been a lazy asshole, but he took up the job with pride and did more than anybody could have expected of him.


NICE GUY EDDIE!!! The MoHA has never been run more effectively than when this guy was running it. Having actually served in two sections of the MoHA, I can say that I know how hard he works and how well organized this ministry is.


Great job you guys! You should be proud, you've won my approval! 😃


From your Official Cabinet Secretary

Meghan