Building the Japanese Imperial Army starts here
Imperial Sun Party
Greetings, my fellow eJapanese! A message from KITA Ikki, your Vice Secretary of Defense:
I was walking along the streets of Tokyo in Kanto region earlier today when I came across three soldiers of the Japanese Imperial Army sitting in the street outside their training center. The biggest one of them stood up and confronted me, demanding to know when he would receive weapons. My adjutant, Sergeant Ryanon, moved to discipline him for addressing a superior officer in such a disrespectful manner, but I waved him away.
Three unarmed soldiers sit in the street in protest
I asked the young soldier where his weapons were, and he replied that he "had received none." Thinking this surely could not be, with the wargames training now fully underway for days and a completed JIA roster, so I used my eJapan cellphone and contacted the Quartermaster at the Japanese Imperial Army headquarters in Kanto. Sure enough, there had been no items donated in recent days, except to the Secretary of Defense:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/donate/list/1250277/1
Still a bit surprised, I asked the soldier, "how do you train without any weapons?"
He took me inside his training facility and I was shocked by what I saw.
The Japanese Imperial Army trains without weapons
I was about to ask Sergeant Ryanon if he could believe what he saw, but I had to grab my adjutant by the arm to stop him from joining the world's weirdest congo line. "Sorry, sir, I don't know what came over me," was his mumbled reply.
I stormed out of the facility without another word, red-faced and angry. On the way past, I saw a cheap restaurant, probably operated by that Black Falcon Commune, and saw another JIA soldier standing in line, towering over the workers who took his order. "Oy! What are you doing?" I called. He shrugged, and said, "It's all I can afford, sir, the employers in this country are stingy businessmen..."
A JIA soldier orders low-quality food at a cheap restaurant
I cancelled my plan to visit ODAIBA that afternoon and went back to my office and began to draft a plan of action to change this horrible condition...
In two to three days, I plan to call a vote for additional funding for the Japanese Imperial Army, a donation of money in the amount of 75 gold or equivalent JPY from the Japanese Treasury to the JIA organization. It will be opposed. Those opposing it will be people who say we "cannot afford it." These are the same people who, through neglect and lack of funding for defense, allowed our home islands to be used as a staging ground for an attack on one of our neighbors. Those opposing it will be people who have said things like, "I think we are too focused on the military" when a funding bill of a meager 25 gold is proposed, and then will spend that much on wellness boxes in a single battle to earn a battle hero medal:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/furu-shi-tori-184411/1
(Special thanks to the Furu Shi Tori newspaper for this article)
The JIA organization will use this funding to purchase weapons and make DAILY donations to the soldiers of the JIA as long as the wargames are in effect. If we can get a large enough budget, we can include even more citizens in the military so more of us can gain rank and make eJapan strong enough that we do not need to bow to international pressure when we feel something is the right thing to do.
If you are a member of congress, I urge you to support this funding proposal. If you are a member of the public, I urge you to contact your congressman and urge that he support it. I also urge Presidential candidates and leaders of the parties to make statements here (or in other news sources) that indicate your positions on this as it is one of the most important facets of life in eJapan and has been neglected for too long.
Thank you for your time!
Comments
Voted, as much as i can,
You are having my support in this case,
but i've got the feeling that we are fighting against windmills, or well one giant one, who spends a lot on wellnes boxes. 🙂
You have my vote, 北先生. It's time Japan started feeding and arming its soldiers. For too long have I shouted, until blue in the face, that the Army needs institutional support. Let's finally make it happen.
Voted.
A strong army is necessary for every country, and also should be well-organized by the government.
The things you stand for, congressman KITA, are the reasons I run for Presidency.
I've always believed it is important to have an active, powerful, and enjoyable military aspect to Japan.
I'm sure many of you have noticed that Japan has been evolving slowly for some time. We are almost at that critical point where evolution begins to take form. This new form means breaking away from stagnation. It means being bold. It means being proud. It means enjoying your country.
From my first few days here in the New World, I have always talked about improvement and have always been met with sentiments resembling "meh, we're fine the way we are". We should bow down to this sentiment no longer!
For citizens that have been here long enough; you have probably noted that most of the time, leaders have been afraid to go in new directions. Afraid to use that money. Afraid to say no. Afraid to see the fruition of an individual citizen's hard work.
Granted, when Kokawa came into power, it seemed as though we'd enjoy many steps forward (with the introduction of a new forum being one of his first notable actions) but progress slowed to the point where it seemed to stop thereafter.
The JIA has finished it's Roster and normal operation /will/ resume today. A lot of things need to be checked and changed with this reform. I want to thank all the soldiers that stuck with us through the hard times!
I urge you to vote this article up so that others can not only receive congressman KITA's message, but so you can enjoy the article too! (I found it quite amusing, hehe)
~Minamoto
> "the employers in this country are stingy businessmen.."
I'd love to raise wages in my companies (which are already amongst the highest) but with the rate above 0.03 there's little chance of that happening.
I'd also like to point out that those soldiers you ran into WERE NOT of JIE Beta.
'Beta' is currently on a self-funded trip to Malibu fighting in defence of PEACE regions.
This article is a shining pearl in the sea of mediocre articles..
Excellent article! It was very humorous but also very true! Voted and subscribed!
awesome
Voted and I will certainly urge my congressman to support this. No more rolling over like sheep! (I think I combined cliches again... oh well)
HOw do I join the JiA?
I agree, with one caveat:
Since the Treasury does not even HAVE 75 Gold, another source of funding will be needed. Congress should debate this funding as soon as possible.
Well written, Kita. I look forward to a well funded military.
Excellent investigative reporting, and a great splash of clever humor, Kita Ikki. The JIA is getting close to its first training exercise in well over a month. THe extra funding would be GREAT for getting more training in per month, but, as you said, I would wonder if Japan's current taxes could handle that kind of budget.
Kita made an observation during his article, stating that the JIA has been intermittently donating me with items. I will say two things. One, these items have always been weapons for training purposes only, and if anyone would like a record, please message me.
~ Geno Garon, Minister of Defense
Very well done article Vice Secretary Ikki, I'm very interested in your proposal. If we, the citizens, can offer any assistance in this endeavor, including possible fund raising, please let us know. Also, I consistently train without weapons, is there a certain benefit to training with weapons? I also do not really have the funds to train with weapons or quality food... how negatively does this effect me?
Thank you,
Junichiro Koizumi
Junichiro Koizumi, training with weapons means that you deal greater damage. The damage you deal is also your 'battle experience'. Once you reach a certain battle experience, you will advance a rank. higher ranks contribute to higher damage dealt. So basically, training (advancing ranks) is faster with weapons.
Quality food means you get more wellness depending on how high quality the food is. (1 wellness from Q1 and 5 wellness from Q5).
Hope that helped 🙂
Keep away the eRussians!!!!!!!!
voted! a very good writings!
How much of an increase in funding do we need to start arming our troops with mecha? We can forego military training as it is a proven fact that Japanese teenagers with no previous military experience make for the most capable mecha pilots.
I was born in eAlabama before moving to eJapan, and if I don't get some weapons soon, I am going on a REDNECK RAMPAGE!
Keep up the good work!
Voted.
You have my support.
Although as others had said, the question is: where will we get the gold from? Perhaps the lack of agreement on this issue is more on the basis that eJapan is not able to maintain that much funding (although it is small).
*But I do not agree on McD being a cheap restaurant 😛 While I get a nice discount and the ability to use certain *coupons* due to my baito there, it is still relatively expensive compared to other places. Well, in Kyushu anyway...
Si vis pacem, para bellum!
As for issues of how to fund it, we'll continue to debate that in congress. We certainly do not want to use our limited emergency reserves, but if we are making emergency donations to fund the wargames (see recent law proposals), and then not providing weapons to the soldiers to use during the wargames, it will be another example of government waste.
@Geno Garon
I did not mean to imply that there was anything untoward about the donations to the SecDef (you), just that there were not any donations to the soldiery.
@Alfagrem
-Glad to hear the JIE is getting to see some action in sunny California. But stay away from Black's Beach down by San Diego. It's weird down there!
-And the food quality is really a non-issue, since wellness gained from higher Q food only affects battle damage slightly. I just wanted to put a picture of a sumo wrestler in McDonald's into my article. I go there from time to time myself, Katsuraan-san, and I know it's not the cheapest in Tokyo either.... 🙂
This was the greatest article I have ever read.
What were you planning to do in ODaiba?! I remember there being a nice onsen (hot spring) there...
You know the OEDO ONSEN MONOGATARI?? Yes, I was ready to go there... kind of touristy, but it does have a nice view of Tokyo Boy and the Tokyo skyline at night is beautiful!
The smaller the Nation the more per ca-pita should be spent on the military.