Brothers and Sisters,

Day 924, 09:41 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar

scouts and pyros, friends and enemies...

I want to see a nation in which Macs can stand side-by-side with Windows. Where the question is "What can we do to help our brothers?" rather than "What can we do to best them?"


There are those who wish ill of Macs. Who would see a world in which the rich Windows folk continue to reign supreme. In the cities, in the towns, in the cotton fields.

No more.

We must use every tool at our disposal to halt and remove the fascist machine in this great country. We have already achieved the first step, and our momentum must now gather - for we will become an unstoppable force.

Billy Bright is dead, and we must not stop until the oppression in this country is destroyed!


So, I present to you a choice. It's rather simple:

Do you want a world in which a machine may pwn another, and man may own another?

Or do you want a world in which all men and machines may stand together for the good of everyone, and we have a truly Great Britain?


Vote for Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar on the 5th of June, and help us make the eUnited Kingdom a better place; for everyone.

Or do you not want that, you sick pervert?