British Patriots Exposed

Day 4,190, 04:04 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Karacticus



Good day fellow Patriots - this is the bi-millennial update on the state of our nation from The Real Spammicans .






WE ARE ALL PATRIOTS?


Much nappy liner has been written about the British Patriots. Many believe them to be a party rammed with shady PTOers whose sole intention is to seize control of this once alright country.

Others believe the party to be full of incompetent chancers who can't get a slice of action in their country of origin.

Here at Spammican HQ we like to stick with just the facts.

We reached out to the BP but they refused to speak with us. We also tried a sudden lunge in their general direction but they shifted right sharpish.

Our next port of call was to examine the party name and its hidden connotations.


Fact You







A true British Pat

BRITISH PATRIOTS

Seems innocent enough until you actually scrape the surface a little.

Take the word British for instance. If we trace this back to its ancient origins we actually find that it derives from two words : Brian and Trisha.

The name Brian is most probably derived from an old Celtic word meaning "High".

Trisha is short for Patricia which comes from a Latin word meaning "Noblewoman".

Patriot obviously refers to the surface to air missile.

So...







Well if we put all three words together we get:

High Noblewoman Missile

Obvious isn't it?

Clear as mustard.


Plain as custard.


It's a chat up line.



"Hi there Noblewoman, would you like to see my surface to air missile fire?"

Proof if proof was proof that they are in fact all looking for love not power.
All they want is a hug and maybe a quick squeeze.







Dapper ready and wanting

With that in mind we at TRS would like to encourage you all to hug a Patriot.

These manly men are clearly just after a little love from the community.
They clearly love a bit of role play too so make sure you agree a safe word before embracing.




Hugs,

K