Breaking News! WAR WITH USA!
Thedillpickl
This just in!
Paul Proteus, President of the USA, just threatening to invade Canada.
Here is the raw feed, straight off public shout page...
Paul Proteus 56 minutes ago
time to invade canada
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hcmadman
CAPTURE THE POUTINE!!!!!
Mann551
be careful... we have polar bears on hockey pucks being shot out of igloos. You'll never make it past the first Tim Hortons
Paul Proteus
i was an intramural college broomball champion
fear not Americans, I have learned their ways
Thedillpickl
How aboot some nice Kraft dinner and a Molson? Then we can talk aboot this foolishness, eh?
Paul Proteus
dill, you know that invasion is the purest form of love
in fact I have just ordered American soldiers to enter the Yukon xdxdxd
Paul Proteus
TW or second Fenian Raids? Only you can say
This Reporter's View
Keep in mind this is only one Canadian's opinion.
Comments
Save Tim Hortons!
Burger King bought Tim's few years back , so it's an American institute haha
QUICK, SEND THE ARMORED ZAMBONIS!
We have highly trained special forces.
https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img538/5053/I5sCZj.png
I for one welcome our new american overlords.
Here we come.
https://youtu.be/EYLm-LyOd04
Look out
Also you’re welcome Thee Dude
54:40 or fight?
Stay out of my latitude pls
Shhsh!
Act dumb...
Winter's coming and while they're stumbling around in a white out we'll sneak down south and burn down the White House... Again. 😗
~hyuu~
Lemme at 'em! I'll slap 'em all with beaver tails!
At the risk of being crude, take 'er up on that. Nothing like a long, snowy, Canadian night being slapped with beaver tail. 👠
Lool 😉
o7
The Royal Canadian Moose Calvary is at the ready.
https://i.imgur.com/3X84Iq8.png
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave
Sad to say, currently no. It waves over the people who are governed by the mandates and executive orders of a petty tyrant who would usurp the Constitutional powers of the Legislative and Judicial branches of our government. Our brave Police are defunded and our military are woke so much they're more worried about having cross dressing transsexuals perform for military families children than securing our country.
*poof*
Sorry, for a second I was in some horrible nightmare or something.
At least the US , has the tools to fight back, it's a Republic not a democracy , a Republic built on ten amendments .. those snowflakes wont last
Pelosi is the face of evil on earth
Legend says that when Benjamin Franklin was asked what form of government we had that his response was "A Republic if you can keep it.".
Our authors of the Constitution and first 10 amendments worked very hard to put every safeguard in place to prevent exactly what is now happening, one group taking control over the country to take away our rights and liberty. However words on paper cannot protect a populous ignorant of what is taking place. We have to put action to talk. God help us all.
At least one million capable veterans and many more armed and well trained patriots, hay is dry just need a spark and will liter the streets with antifa , dems , libs,pedos and rainbow death cultists
Long live the the cheese curds!