Breaking News: Parliament House Covered In Mud
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by TheBlackAdder
I come to you today live from inside parliament house to tell you that things really are a mess.
Over the last 24 hours parliament has been covered in mud, the damage is grousome with almost all of the senate muddied. The Prime minister reported over $8000 in damages including stains on many Gouchi and Armani suits.
It is unclear where all the dirt came from when several senators started hurling mud at eachother from across the senate occasionally hitting inoccent bystanders with poor aiming. The senators not involved in the incident are reported to have fled parliament house. As such productivity has been hurt severely with some important bills becoming minor news compared to a few silly senators and their mud fight.
Security eventually showed up ejecting many people from the senate for one day, including the speaker, but at the same time overlooked some of the members involved in the mud fight. A media frenzy is said to have started the event rumoured to be instigted by one of the key suspects in the mud fight.
Immediatly after the fight cleaners reportedly went on strike, leaving it up to the senators involved to clean up their own act.
This reporter wonders how long the senate will remain stained with mud.
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Amusing.
lol Voted
Are you sure thats not mud, but chocolate?
Mud washes out - just don't let it come to blood !
I heard that it was like Korean parliament where there were actually pushing and shoving. Too bad the Senators aren't in the Dropbears, then they would actually know how to connect with their air swing punches.
@Kane : I think that there's some red colour in the mud so you may be atouch late on that. Alot of people launching ban demands to the admins & making these things public.
@kane & possibly AW
It was a Cherry Ripe Chocolate, the 'Blood' was actually Mashed up cherries.
I woke up and there was all this mud flying everywhere, so I shouted a few obcenities and then crawled to the bar for a quick pot and pie.
I might go back and get the mud and try make a defence system, but not sure if enough there to make a q1. If the cleaners dont come back, though should be enough for a q5 by next week 😉
Read above, its chocolate, DON'T DENY.
Yawn! So no defence system then?
Senate announce food shortage has been solved!
yeewwwww!