Breaking News | Austria Launches Counter-Attack vs Slovakia

Day 1,248, 00:23 Published in Philippines Philippines by Swagger McSwag

BRATISLAVA – Austrian President Albert Neurath has launched a counter-offensive against Slovakia in the capital region of Bratislava just moments ago.


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“Hopefully, peace will be restored soon, [but] game mechanics dictate that I attack,” responded President Neurath when asked why the counter-attack.

According to Luna Secretary-General Hekter, the expeditionary forces of the Armed Forces of the Philippines (AFP), currently stationed in Vorarlberg, Austria, are not obligated under the Luna treaty to participate in the offensive operation.

However, he said that there is “no sense in heading home,” indicating that the AFP will probably join the fray anyway.

Junji Battalion (J😎 militia operational commander Paul delos Santos, whose troops are also currently deployed in Vorarlberg, have confirmed that they will join the offensive.

-Reporting from the heart of the action at Vorarlberg, this is Swagger McSwag for The eRepublik Outisder.
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April 21, 2011

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