Breaking News : Anarchist seeks Congressional office!!!

Day 696, 19:34 • Published in USA Austria • by Alex Lorre


Crazy awesomely smart far-left congressman!
Crazy awesomely smart far-left congressman!!!
CRAZY AWESOMELY SMART FAR-LEFT CONGRESSMAN!!!

Hi, my name is Alex Lorre, party idiot and member of the Socialist Freedom Party! Thanks to our open minded, progressive ideals we currently have a surplus of crazy awesome ideas and I'm passing the benefits on to YOU!!!

Get a congressman who actually cares about you,
Someone who will take a stand against imperialism,
push great ideas like Jude Connors' Job Corp,
work well with his fellow congressmen,
fight for his constituents.
Not rich?
Someone who will vote for laws that benefit the masses,
Say no corruption,
Or just use common sense.
Whatever your congressman needs are!

So just make sure to vote for Alex Lorre of the Socialist Freedom Party running from the American Advancement Party in Iowa!!!!!


Oh, I'm sorry... were you looking for something serious? Well, perhaps this will be more your speed : http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-fighter-enters-the-ring-989491/1/20