Breadmine collapses in China: thousands dead and hundreds missing
Day 516, 14:25
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Published in China 
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by Comrade Ral
Daqing, China - The warning signs were apparent but Imperial fascist Chinese government ignored it. One of the major breadmines in Daqing collapsed today. Ensuing from the chaos, the surrounding cities in the region suffered massive land thunders which caused an untold amount of damage.
All over the region, there are survivors looking to see their separated family and loved ones. "This would never happened if we stuck to the ideals of socialism and the tenants of Juche like our Korean brothers!" Said a survivor who was trying to look for her child. She was one of the many survivors who understood who was to blame: The Chinese government.
Incompetence was a key tenant of the current Chinese administration. The rescue efforts were attempted by the Chinese military, however, the survivors had to fend for themselves. The government incompetence due to its policy of Corporate Fascism had destroyed the once great Peoples' Liberation Army. The army was just the guard dogs of Capitalism. They do not serve the peoples' struggle of a world free from Imperialism but embrace.
This is in stark contrast to the recently stolen regions of the Holy Empire of Korea by the Capitalists. Through the adoption of the ideals of Juche, there had never been a breadmine collapsed. The displaced Koreans would take it as their duty to feed their Chinese brothers. However, we have plenty of bread to feed our brothers.
The reason for our productivity is that we stuck to the ideals of Juche and Songun. We have remained faithful for Glorious Leader and not forgotten we are the people of Chosun! If China is to survive, they need to follow the prime example of socialism: Dear Leader. He will guide the Chinese from the darkness that the Capitalists had performed. So, China, vote for the only party that will fight for your rights to serve Glorious Leader! Vote for Juchebox party and finally liberate the workers from the shackles of bourgeoisie oppression.
Long Live Glorious Leader! Long Live Workers' Party of Korea!
All over the region, there are survivors looking to see their separated family and loved ones. "This would never happened if we stuck to the ideals of socialism and the tenants of Juche like our Korean brothers!" Said a survivor who was trying to look for her child. She was one of the many survivors who understood who was to blame: The Chinese government.
Incompetence was a key tenant of the current Chinese administration. The rescue efforts were attempted by the Chinese military, however, the survivors had to fend for themselves. The government incompetence due to its policy of Corporate Fascism had destroyed the once great Peoples' Liberation Army. The army was just the guard dogs of Capitalism. They do not serve the peoples' struggle of a world free from Imperialism but embrace.
This is in stark contrast to the recently stolen regions of the Holy Empire of Korea by the Capitalists. Through the adoption of the ideals of Juche, there had never been a breadmine collapsed. The displaced Koreans would take it as their duty to feed their Chinese brothers. However, we have plenty of bread to feed our brothers.
The reason for our productivity is that we stuck to the ideals of Juche and Songun. We have remained faithful for Glorious Leader and not forgotten we are the people of Chosun! If China is to survive, they need to follow the prime example of socialism: Dear Leader. He will guide the Chinese from the darkness that the Capitalists had performed. So, China, vote for the only party that will fight for your rights to serve Glorious Leader! Vote for Juchebox party and finally liberate the workers from the shackles of bourgeoisie oppression.
Long Live Glorious Leader! Long Live Workers' Party of Korea!
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glorious leader shibal-ida...
Allen Yu, the Glorious Leader's favorite Go-ja.
每个人给光荣的人民资本主义赞赏！
Since the government is run mostly by SOM why don't you go send your "gorious leader" against them?
Truly sad day for for China. Is my hope that one day Juche will prosper here, and the people will rejoice.
No.
Lies, all lies, but thank the SOM regime for your troubled Korean nation's troubles.
An amusing read though, you got literary talent.
never know... here also have gossip news... hee 😛
So sad. I hope China come to see righteousness of Glorious Leader and Juche and prevent more bread mine collapsing.
All hail Glorious Leader! All hail superior Juche breadmining technologies!
Mansei!
Mansei!
Also, perhaps more payments to Iran and Indonesia governments of stolen tax revenue will fix these deep problems within corrupt society. Perhaps licking at the boots of foreign powers will make China safe for all hard-working and industrious children.
Perhaps the sun will rise in the west, as well. Safety! Security! Pruduction! Industry! Deep knowledge of Glorious Leader's will! Determined resistance to outsider intervention! Sapce-based weapons platforms for peaceful expansion! These are just some of the tenants of the unstoppable path of Juche!
The corrupt boot-lickers have inadvertently saved China through their reckless wars of ambition! While the Glorious Leader is troubled by the situation in Korea, he will first help free his oppressed Chinese brethren. If corrupt China puppets thought they could invade any part of Korea without consequence, they were sadly mistaken.
Truly this is the turning point of the election cycle. So much hate will be focused on the Imperialist Chinese Pig-Machine due to these tragic events, Juche will have no trouble sweeping through Congress.
This is China's Hurricane Katrina.
All hail glorious leader!
A sad day for China indeed.
Glorious Leader will saturate our fields with the blood of the insolent and allow our crops to grow. Much like our crops we will grow and begin to march. weapons in arm. cutting through the weeds that are our enemies of the Juche and the Glorious Leader. An army of corn people. Bathing in your bloods.
Crumbs!
My friends and countrymen,
I ask that you reflect on the true cause of the issue. This Breadmine collapse does point to troubling fissures in the very foundation of our country. Where were YOU when this Breadmine collapsed? Where were YOU as your fellow countrymen lay dying. Alone. Trapped? Have you served in the People's Liberation Army? Have you worked in a disaster zone? Have you contributed to the aid efforts currently underway to support the displaced and homeless? Will YOU take in a child orphaned by this tragically awful event?
"Breadmine"?
I will take in a child, but I know the capitalists will not, arguing that the orphans did not work hard enough to save their families and thus deserve to be orphaned.
Such is the way the pig-dog mind works.
We must create an Orphanage to protect these young minds from the horrors of Capitalism! Might I propose that we call it the Commune of those United to Nurture Toddlers, and/or Family Aid Group
Glorious Leader weeps divine tears at the loss of so many loyal workers and swears the Eternal Revenge of Heaven upon those who mistreated the bread miners of Daqing.
The day of the proletariat is coming, capitalist dogs! Give up your corrupt dreams of world domination and embrace Glorious Leader!
Glorious Leader is saddened by the loss of so many of his proletariat brothers in Daqing and promises justice for the abuse of the bread miners of China.
The Day of the Worker is coming, capitalist swine! Abandon your empty dreams of corruption and decadence! Embrace Glorious Leader!
Why didn't they just eat their way out?
We must set up an organization to care for these young children and keep them from the hands of the Capitalists! I propose we named the organization The Commune for the Unlimited Nurturing of Thousands or the Family Aid Group!
Nystral, truly your suggestions for names of organizations to help these poor children inspire compassion and empathy in us all. Glorious Leader approves and Glorious Leader will not let his people suffer in the ramshackle breadmines of the pigdog capitalists. I myself will adopt some of these poor orphans and teach them the way of the Juche.
Orphans will work doubly hard in the bread fields under the watchful eye of Glroriious leader, and his ever pressing wand of juche! They will be filled with his juche, in every whole way!
Glory to the great collapse for uniting the orphan workers of glorious leader into one chaing gang!