Brave New World of Citizenship

Day 608, 14:19 Published in Serbia Hungary by montaigne

Hello everybody!

Probably many of you have heard and / or read about planned implementation of the eRep citizenship module. Now it looks this is closer to implementation than ever before.

The main issue in a nutshell:

In about 2 weeks everyone will wake up as a „citizen” of the country where he / she is at the moment. I just hope, everybody will be announced with a 24 hours notice…

Newbies will automatically become the citizens of the country where they register.

From this point it will be as burocratic as in reality to get a new citizenship and get rid of the unwanted one. Basicly in order to get a new citizenship you need to have the vote of a local congressman, and a congressman will only have a limited number of votes (in case of Serbia: each congressman may vote to allow 17 new immigrants into the country during the 30 days mandate. The formula: 6800 citizens / 40 congressman / 10 = 17)

The citizenship module will give a new dimension to the corruption business! Sell your oil companies and buy passport printers!

Anyway...there are still some issues, which at this point are not 100% clear to me and I would use some examples.

Let’s assume Karnataka will be liberated and given back to India. (just theory, do not laugh!) What will happen with the average Serbian / Hungarian guy, who works there?

a. They will automatically become Indian citizens. Surely all of them would revolt, waiving their much more valuable Indonesian / Hungarian / Serbian passports.
b. They will automatically stay as Indonesian citizens. Surely all the native Indians who were waiting for this moment for 2 years will uprise and rage around and argue about biggest injustice in the world, and ask what else can they do in order to get their Indian Passports.
c. Everybody must submit a citizenship request in his old region, (but already in the new country) and wait until a congress guy votes for him (dreams!)
d. Everybody may decide on his free will which citizenship he wants to choose when the given region is being conquered. I will use another example to show the opportunity / threat related to this possibility: Serbia conquers Sofia region from Bulgaria, moves there some hundreds of soldiers. After soldiers are there, Serbia starts an RW, and all the soldiers may automatically become Bulgarian citizens. All you need is to wait until the 25th of the month…i know Serbia would never do such an action against Bulgaria, therefore I want once again to highlight: this was just an example.

Some funny questions:
1. Scotland is currently under Hungarian occupation. The liberation of the region is granted by contract, but it may happen, that citizenship module will be implemented too fast, so when the region will be liberated all the highlanders will become …Hungarians? Forever? Do they have to apply to UK citizenship one by one?
2. Serbian army is protecting French-controlled Illinois, but Canada conquers it back from the French and gives it back to USA with an RW. Question: What citizenship is going to have Lunatic 2903 when he wakes up in Chicago?
3. Being a Hungarian citizen located in Western Cape, Indonesia I am planning to apply for Serbian citizenship because I want to give my vote on Lipec. RW starts and area is conquered by the rebels. Am I going to become a South African citizen automatically? Hm…since it is no South African congress, I cannot bribe anyone to give me SA citizenship. Paralell to this Serbia is occupied by China, the country stops to exist. But the Serbian Congress still exists and one of my congressmann friends votes YES on my request. What will be my citizenship at the end of the day?
a. South African? – which does not have a congress…
b. Become citizen of non-existent Serbia? (just hipotetically)
c. Stay Hungarian?
d. Chiense?
e. Other

Should you have any more crazy scenarios, just put it in the comments!

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Montaigne