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we now bring to you the glorious tale of Cozza Akbar and Dycey Farley's wedding

As Ranger Bob the eWedding Celebrant enters the temple of cozlam the musicians start to play ethereal music.
after every one was settled in there seats the ceremony began.
"We are gathered here today my friends under the loving guidance of Cozzlam, to celebrate this most joyous occasion ." ranger bob started "the eWedding of two of eAustralia's most upstanding citizens, Cozza and Dycey Farley. It seems like only yesterday they met, but their commitment to each other warms the heart, and most certainly improves the wellness of us all. Let us drink eBeer together in worship, my friends."
There was a solemn moment as every one drank and ranger bob asked the eGroom's party to come before the altar of Cozzlam. after this Cozza and his best man stewstoyc stepped forward. ranger then asked the bride's party and the matron of honour Cerridwen Voeland to step forward. Cerridwen Voeland lead the procession down to the altar followed by the ever radiant Dycey with Derek Apollyon.
As the music takes a joyous note ranger bob asked "Who gives away this eWoman, so she may join through the almighty Server with Cozza?"
"I do" said Derek Apollyon as he winked at cozza.
"thank you derek".
After ranger asked if there was any objections and there was nun he muted the room and gave voice to the wedding party and proceeded with the wedding. ranger them moved onto the vows.
&quot😉o you, Cozza, take DyceyFarley to be your lawful wedded eWife on eRepublik? To have and share bandwidth, in times of high and low wellness - forsaking all horny bots, and illegal porn through eRepublik Clients, for as long as you both shall live and not be permabanned?" asked ranger bob.
"i do" replied cozza
after a moment of slience with a few sobbs of happiness from the crowed ranger moved on to dycey's vows,&quot😉o you, DyceyFarley, take Cozza to be your lawful wedded eHusband on eRepublik? To have and share bandwidth, in times of high and low wellness - forsaking all other hunky, buff tanks, be it from eAustralia or elsewhere, for as long as you both shall live and not be permabanned?"
"i do" dycey replied and there was a sigh across the temple
they then went on to the giving of the gifts.
"The Gift you have bought to offer each other symbolises the never ending wellness you have pledged to each other. Cozza, could you please now offer your gift to DyceyFarley, and repeat after me; With this gift of wellness, I thee eWed" ranger instructed
"With this gift of wellness, I thee eWed" cozza followed
" to have, to eHold on IRC, forums and in game, and I pledge my eternal avatar to you, to share, download at will and covet, until I may die or be permabanned by admin"
" to have, to eHold on IRC, forums and in game, and I pledge my eternal avatar to you, to share, download at will and covet, until I may die or be permabanned by admin"
ranger finished with "thank you cozza and may your vow bind you eEternally" then moved on to dycey
&quot😉yceyFarley, could you please now offer your gift to Cozza, and repeat after me; With this gift of wellness, I thee eWed"
" With this gift of wellness, I thee eWed" dycey followed
"to have, to eHold on IRC, forums and in game, and I pledge my eternal avatar to you - to share, download at will and covet, until I may die or be permabanned by admin" ranger went on
"to have, to eHold on IRC, forums and in game, and I pledge my eternal avatar to you - to share, download at will and covet, until I may die or be permabanned by admin"
the vow was here by all in the temple
ranger went on to to say in a powerful voice "LET NO CITIZEN or eDemigod tear apart the vows set here today - unless they appeal using a invalid contract ticket. In which case, may the eAustralian Senate sign the contract of your union so that this may never occur - all 40 of them, and may Cozzlam bless you both and all who stand as IRC-logger witnesses."
ranger then pronounce them eHusband and eWife as they kiss
a rawr of happiness went up to cheer on the newly weds.
after the wedding the celebrations moved to the #E-pub.

now time for wedding photos

dycey in her lovely dress

cozza in his best scarf

the temple of cozlam all decorated

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