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Listen up dear readers for a tale of the ages, just days into the job and Bohemond has saved the eUK from certain disaster.

It was fine summer day in the Congress paddock the sun was shining the herds of Sheep Congressman feasted on the treasury debated on the grass legislation of the day and throughout the valley the happy chorus of BAAAAWWW debate could be heard. Tended to by the Bohemonds trusted herders Cabinet all was well in Congress


Template of a eUK Congressman

But unfortunately this happiness was not to last for wolves of Neoteric Epoch (or NE for short) and their dreaded Shadow Cabinet Wardrobe had descended from the hills to feast on the unsuspecting first term sheep Congressmen. The initial shock overwhelmed the herders Cabinet at first and it wasn't long until the entire of the herd was being chased around the valley by the wolves of NE, luckily in a stroke of genius, one of the members of Cabinet blew the horn of Gondor phoned Bohemond and he was on his way.


The two chasing each other doesn't seem so bad but it was terrifying

Bohemond was able to arrive just in time before the NE wolves devoured their first Congressman, having to stop and pray to their Wolf-God Gohan. Jumping out of his Tax Bought gold plated Rolls Royce Hertz Rental car and with sword in hand he charged valiantly into battle chasing away the wolves and restoring order to the herd Congress.


Not Bohemond but close enough

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