Black birds baked in a pie.

Day 3,893, 03:51 • Published in Canada Canada • by grindarkly

Musings of Grindarkly

If i had any say these crows i deal with pretty regular would be in big trouble. their goose would be cooked in a heart beat. Every day i park in parking lot they crap all over my cars.

Apparently the crows are one of the smartest creatures around and they act as a family. they even do funeral type rituals if one of them dies. They also apparently have "two brains" in some form or other. if they really are so smart why they have to be crapping on my car all the time. Is it revenge for all the city smog and ruining the planet.

These birds act in a very military type manner according to writings😢no! not my writings. silly). I wonder if their head commander is in a bird bunker somewhere giving bird orders on which areas to strike next.

Anyway, lastly; studies have found that these creatures have a pretty sophisticated language that they utilize on regular basis. they also teach there offspring how to use this language when they are born.

For creatures so smart why don't they use an outhouse or something. (Why call it an outhouse? Is it cause its where you get stuff out of the body?)

I wonder if these bird brain creatures are good eatin? Nursery rhyme says "4 and 20 black birds baked in a pie" . I vote we try baking that pie. maybe that would take care of these particular peculiar eyes in the skies.

oops! long winded. sorry to have a bird about the birds butt....These bird brained creatures just get my goat. speaking of goats... never mind. thats another story altogether.