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by Sweney Todd
Today, was my birthday. So I wanted my girlfriend to give me a blowjob while I was playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, I slammed my keyboard when I died. Onto her head.
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you can't make blowjobs , you can give them
Ya, change make to give, and into to onto. That's funny.
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onto her head? did she even survive? 😮
Mul 2 juuli sünnipäev.😃
Into her head sounds better.
And happy birthday.