Beware the Irish Menace.....
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War Games.... Beware the Irish Menace
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On Day 732, the United States will once again be commencing war games with Ireland. The benefit of war games are many. First, you get a free way to increase your wellness. Not only does this help your employer, as well as our economy, but it also means that you do more damage when you fight. The more damage you do, the more your combat experience increases allowing you to rank up faster and do even more damage multiplied by your strength.
I would personally like to thank Ireland's President patton for signing the contract and for putting it before Ireland's congress. A special thanks goes out to Vice President Woxan who made a suitable contract, negotiated with Ireland, and has been and will continue contacting the allies that want to participate in it. Woxan spent many hours behind the scenes working this out and I appreciate it greatly. He also found a rather ingenious way for paying for the war games. Those wishing to participate in the war games will pay the full cost for the MPP with the United States. The United States will pay the war declaration fee and the battle costs. This will save the USA and our allies a great deal of gold that can be used for further "real war" operations in the future.
Although not a real war, these games will provide an excellent opportunity for all American and allied citizens to get stronger and healthier. Even when we are not fighting our enemies we should always prepare to fight them. The stronger and healthier we get the better we will do when the battles that do count begin. The military is constantly planning for many different options and we are making sure we have the proper time, manpower, and resources to accomplish our goals. War is not an exercise of spontaneity, it requires many factors coming together all at once. When we are ready to roll, America will know and rest assured our adversaries will also know.
Once again, I want to emphasize to the newer players how important it is to fight, but most of all, fight wisely so you do well. If you are unsure on how to fight and heal I encourage all of you to read the following article by the eUSMC Logistics Command.
Boot Camp: Basic War Fighting for New Citizens: http://tinyurl.com/daoanr
Remember to fight every day the battles are on. If you ever hesitate, I want you to remember one thing...The Irish menace is real. Any nation that abuses their animals in such a manner deserves to be stoppe
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This puppy fell victim to the Irish on St. Patrick's Day:
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<3 Frost
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vote this please
First!
It's been so long since I've shot at the Irish.
WALES FTW
WALES FTW
Luckycharmsmaxxx
Me fail.
o yeah
erin go braugh
Will they be bringing any Guinness? That is my request...please fasttrack this to the highest authority.
I STAND READY TO KILL 'O BRIANS!
irelandmaxxx
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o yeah
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SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM !!
SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM !!
SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM !!
SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM !!
SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM !!
SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM !!
Good news!
Myrmidons Rule!!!!!!!!!
BOATED
BOATED
ALSO BOATED
Excellent. I love Lucky Charms.
Sounds Frosty.
Good strategy.
We look forward to it!
Frost lied and the hope all died!
Irish are good at 3 things: Drinkin', Fightin', and Fuckin'.
Watch out!
"O'Doyle rules!"
"O'Doyle, I've got a feeling your whole family's going down." 😃
I've been used to real battles with meaning, it might be a nice change of pace!
we will take Rhode Island, freee bear and redheads if you let us, lol
Don't let them take our potatoes!
some people might think it's real, lol
I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Our SUPER evil world domination plans have begun ....MWAHAHAHA
Dammit. Joshua stole what I wanted to say. Oh well. Can't beat him, join him.
I STAND READY TO STEAL BEER FROM PADDYS.
I stand ready to kill leprechauns.
It looks like they are force feeding it, its own foot.
Down with the Irish!!! 😃
Ah, war games. Good to see us wrestlin' with our Irish comrades again. I still want to invade England...
Whats this ingenious way for paying for war games?
Wait, they're offering free beer and redheads in exchange for Rhode Island? I say we take that deal!
Looking forward to some Guinness with our Irish friends after some rough and tumble. I am certain we stand ready to annihilate redcoats together.
erin go braugh!
Fight me Jimmy!
Ireland for the Irish! let's go straight through and push the Brits out of Northern Ireland, then don't stop.
Prepare the minigun with 12 oz. beer bullets!
UNLEASH HELL!
Poor pooch, those dastardly Irish. I'll have a go at em with my fists. Just as long as they bring the Guinness for the party afterwards just like Julian said!
because of the puppy we shall win this war
real or fake we shall destroy!
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Frost, you're a poser.
Voted.