Being a eRepublik n00b; A guide to failing by Emerick

Day 683, 12:30 • Published in Serbia Serbia • by Srecko Ilic

[Srpska verzija ce biti napisana ispod/Serbian translation will be written below]


After reading some very silly statements on the eRepublik forum written by our friendly and cheerful eAmerican e😜residente, i was wondering how can he achieve such high levels of internet failing.

As you probably know Emerick has been proclaimed "Serbia & Kosovo" (srsly guys lrn2beingfunny) and he stated some cheesy and actually quite funny quotes of his random gibberish "facts" and "arguments".

As eRepublik forums are public discussions i will point out some his "Emerick uber factz"

"Communists are raised with one simple dogma in their lives: Americans are wrong, Russians are right. Not that they know anything about America or for that matter Russia. Regretfully Serbia is falling into the Communist trap very soon, and will spend decades trying to break out, just like the former Soviet states did."


Oh my, WE IZ DOOMED!!1111 GIEF US FREEDOMS MIGHTY eUS WE NEEDZ FREEDOMS PLOX!!!!111eleven11
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On the other hand eUSA foreign politics are according to this epic,uber secret maps stolen from the eCIA failing-at-intelligence office in the-middle-of-cheeseburgerland


Map no.1


Map no.2



Map no.3



"anarchy, you know nothing about America, and until you come here and taste our way of life, you have no right to say anything about it"

Word. ur riet sir. MOAR TACOS PLOX



And at last THIS "thing".





In other news Poles have SET US UP THE BOMB! ....erm i mean they are getting ready to attack Lithuania.

lol good luck with that

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU THERE E(pic)/F(ail)





PEACE AT VILNIUS PEACE AT THE WORLD
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Serbian Version/Srpska verzija

Posle citanja nekoliko tuzno smesnih postova napisanih od strane naseg prijateljskog i uvek nasmejanom eAmerickog e😜residente-a, razmisljao sam kako moze fejlovati na tako visokom nivou po internetu.

Kao sto verovatno vez znate da je Emerick u stvari "Serbia & Kosovo" (ozbiljno momci naucite da budete duhoviti) i usput je rekao nekoliko uzesno kicastih i jadnih "cinjenica" i "argumenata".

Posto su na eRep forumu sve javne diskusije podelicu sa vama nekoliko "Emerick uber cinjenice"

"Communists are raised with one simple dogma in their lives: Americans are wrong, Russians are right. Not that they know anything about America or for that matter Russia. Regretfully Serbia is falling into the Communist trap very soon, and will spend decades trying to break out, just like the former Soviet states did."


Oh my, WE IZ DOOMED!!1111 GIEF US FREEDOMS MIGHTY eUS WE NEEDZ FREEDOMS PLOX!!!!111eleven11-mrzi me da prevodim ovo cenim da su svi razumeli 😉
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Sa druge strane, strana politika eUSA se bazira nad ovim epskim,sjajnim super tajnim mapama ukradenim iz eCIA padamo-iz-spijunaze kancelarija u sredini zemlje Cizburgerije


Mapa broj 1


Mapa broj 2



Map broj 3



"anarchy, you know nothing about America, and until you come here and taste our way of life, you have no right to say anything about it"

Rec. U pravu si gospodine. Daj nam jos TAKOSA MOLIMO TE



I na kraju ova "stvar".





U drugim vestima Poljaci su SET US UP THE BOMB! ....ovaj hocu reci spremaju se da napadnu Litvaniju.

haha srecno sa tim

Cekamo vas tamo E(pski)/F(ejlovi)





PEACE U VILNIUS-u PEACE U SVETU