Beer and Stuff!
Angie Tuminaro
Now, we all know how badass the Southern Strike Force are, but for some, being a complete badass isn't enough. So, for the benefit of these individuals, I am here to talk to you about Jesus Supplies.
Each and EVERY member of the Southern Strike Force will work in a Commune. The supplies made are then distributed daily (or weekly if you would prefer) to our members. However, not every tank we make is handed out straight away, some go into storage for really important battles, like defending eAustralia, or for the exclusive Friday Parties that we hold.
On Friday nights (AEST) the Southern Strike Force supplies it's troops with DOUBLE supplies. As Andrew WK would not doubt say, we are so party. To make sure these supplies are utilized, we get our soldiers to jump onto IRC, and ask for the supplies there. Then, once we have our supplies, we are ready to party. These supplies are given out regardless of strength and rank Depending on the circumstances, our soldiers might receive even more than this. These are for very dire situations when we go all out.
Now, that's our supplies right, but I hear some of you asking "Why is the Southern Strike Force so badass?" "Why is Angie so amazing?" "Why haven't I signed up yet?"
Well, although I AM amazing, I cannot answer all of the above questions, but I can tell you why we are so badass.
We fight as a unit. We are a team.
The supplies are good.
The leader(s) are awesome.
We have extremely [cruel] fun initiation ceremonies.
Beer.
Party.
Beer-Party.
Oh, and did I mention? Party.
And remember, we are too
NOTE: Those who don't really want to be awesome need not apply. Yes, that means you Henry 😛
The only way to be part of this party-fest, is to sign up now!
You can do this by either filling in the application form: http://tinyurl.com/3uyn32g
Or by joining our channel on IRC, #S.S.F on the Rizon server
Don't forget to Vote and Subscribe!
Much love,
Angie Out.
Comments
I like being struck by the Southern Strike Force.
Join today & COME AT ME BRO!
Southern Strike Force was once great, it needs YOU to bring it back to glory - JOIN NOW
Southern Strike Force is great, and it doesn't need Henry! JOIN NOW!
If Miss Wolf is in there I would consider it. She was the advocate of More Beer. 😃
Well I am here - would I do??
AND I am here on IRC, where is everybody else
I support this article.
JOIN S.S.F TODAY... Get drunk and play ping pong.. o and kill some people too
tl;dr: Miss Wolf, a.k.a. Dear Mother, Heavenly Mother (thy mother of all that is good), known by her loyal subject as Empress Wolf, is in the Southern Strike Force.
Now, if you need anything else to know about the S.S.F., then do not even consider applying. >: P
Yay
SSF cured my erectile psychotic episodes.