STAND TALL & BE PROUD CANADA
Today we can all stand proud as a community of players in Canada. Because a small nation of 1,400 players was able to shame the blistering arrogance of the United Kingdom but on top of that we caught the full attention of one of the largest alliance in the New World - TWO.
A nation of 1,400 players did that.
Led by our psychotic leader, he led the Canadian people to boldly go deep into UK territory that it seemed as though we gave the UK a sore red pee pee.
Did you enjoy having a red pee pee?
We won battle after battle after battle. We with our allies won Wales, we won West Midlands, we won Scotland, we won Vestlandet, and most importantly we won Sorlandet. We won these battles with but most importantly we won them for our allies and our friends.
THE ANGLO AGGRESSION ON NORWAY
The current war all started when the British President Big Ant, along with his administration sought to get the United Kingdom in a war. Their justification for starting a war? Well is because their missiles were going to expire. So typical of the UK current administration's actions they decided that they would get themselves in an "easy" war. And decided that they would attack a nation that is 1/10th of their size expecting to wipe them out in a day by taking over Norway's main province of Sorlandet.
It has to be reiterated that the UK attacked a country 1/10th of it's size.
So the United Kingdom decided with all her might to bully Norway into absolute annihilation in an "easy" war. (See how cocky they were here) That is when Big Ant pushed the button to start a war on the unsuspecting population of Norway.
But as Canadians we could not let this to happen. Especially because Norway has a bromantic relationship with the Asgard Alliance. And any bromace Asgard has is now our bromance too. But also taking our history of war against the UK we just enjoy punching them in the face at any opportune moment we can get.
Canada now has a growing bromance with Norway.
UK wanted an easy war.
We decided to give them one, BUT it definitely was not going to be an easy one, not for them at least.
THE EVEN PLAYING FIELD
War broke out. The Netherlands disgusted by the aggression on her neighbor by the British red coats also decided enough was enough declared war on the UK. Now that the playing field had been leveled it was pretty obvious the current UK leadership was totally unprepared or unable to deal with an adversary/ies that equal her strength. Their biggest excuse being perpetuated in the UK now is that three countries a beating up on poor old UK.
Let's look at the belligerents numbers again shall we?
Numbers of the Awesome Team
Considering that the UK has more MPPs that we Canadians (the biggest country in on the opposite side) do, I'd say it's pretty balanced.
And even when you consider reading the link I provided earlier of BA's war announcement, the Brits were pretty confident on wiping out Norway in just a day or two the most. After which they would focus on "destroying" Canada. That's funny.
What's so funny stpolar? You might ask.
I guess I just jizzed a bit after seeing this
Well simply because our ragtag team of small nations with the help of the Asgard and EDEN alliance members was able to shame the UK completely. Canada kicked the UK in the balls giving her the red pee pee.
British folks in Wales and W. Midlands waking up for tea were a bit surprised.
Then Netherlands slapped her in the head by taking Vestlandet. Now the Pièce de résistance. Not only did Norway (population 302 remember?)survive the British onslaught on Sorlandet but they got back up and punched UK in the mouth and took Scotland. They took Scotland!
Yes take it in UK. Take it in slowly. Norway... Took... Scotland!!!
TWO FINALLY GETS SERIOUS
After days of slapping the UK around. TWO finally got serious.
How many nations does it take to stop Canada (World Rank #35)?
TWO thinks it takes a war with the UK (#28) an NE from Spain (#4), and CoTD from Serbia (#3), Poland (#5), and Hungary (#17).
Well clearly that's not enough. Again the TWO alliance is totally underestimating Canada and her Allies. I really think they have also totally underestimated sadistic tendencies of Canadian President Rylde. He called for Canada to Reform the line.
And his Current standing orders is for all Canadians is, "When Spain attacks. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT go all out fighting the first battle. We have something special planned for Spain."
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
Today be calm Canada. Just go about what you normally do.
Although soon all hell is about the break lose. Be prepared. If we are going to win this one we are going to have to give it our all. Be prepared to give it your all:
- Shout out Battle Orders
- Write About the War Effort (Propaganda)
- Volunteer to Supply & Get Supplies (#ecan.supply)
- Most Importantly - Mobilize and Fight
TWO messed with the Wrong Country
GOAL I: Help Save Norway - achieved
GOAL II: Attack the UK and drain damage- achieved
GOAL III: Help Liberate Portugal and Shame Spain - in process
UK sucks and we punched them in the face. UK went to its big brothers, and Spain is at our doorstep and we'll punch them in the face too.
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