Bass4PM

Day 861, 23:52 • Published in Australia New Zealand • by Bass Junkie
Bass 4 PM

I'd like to announce my candidacy for Prime Minister under the Procreate and Populate Party.



This announcement may come as a shock to the eAustralian population, but I believe I am the right person for the job. My history in the eAustralian military will translate directly into my role as military dictator of this fine nation. I am a strong nationalist, and will rule with an iron fist.

I pledge to lower taxes to 1% (even though the Prime Minister cannot actually lower taxes.) I pledge to invade Brazil and take all of its territories. I pledge to create a bridge between eAustralia and eUS owned Thai territories, allowing the US a path into South Africa. Lastly, I pledge to take Malaysia, as they have been sitting their too long with no-one owning them.

In the coming days I will announce my full cabinet, however I can say that at this stage I will be placing the wonderful Etheodoria Vulpine as my Deputy Prime Minister. She is the current Minister of Scare, and previous Scarebassador. Her experience in the field of evil will be essential in warding off a ravenous cabinet that wants only my blood. She has, in the past, bitten off the heads of eAustralian enemies, and I have absolute confidence in her.

Vote Bass for Emperor of eAustralia!



Resistance is futile.

Disclaimer: I am not actually running for Prime Minister, I am running as a blocker to stop PTOers from running candidates. If I do win, for some stupid reason, I'll be resigning and have the senate impeach me. If you take this seriously and do vote me in, you deserve the amazing amount of damage my stupidity would cause to the country. 🙂