ATLANTIS: Ticking like a Time Bomb

Day 477, 18:49 Published in USA USA by Panther
BISMARCK, eUSA - The United States of America rages her war on her southern neighbour in hopes of proving the world, we really are powerful. Pouncing and thrashing the poor Mexicans, eUSA moves on, making strategic moves, and counteracting PEACE forces. The efforts seem to have moved along smoothly, until two days ago, when ATLANTIS decided to penalize the United States for lack of notification of war.

The ideology behind the penalties is simply not there, and the effects were not adversely thought out as now the United States may be in jeopardy.

If the United States accepts the penalty, she will become somewhat underfunded, disadvantaged, and keep those burning taxes high to compensate. If eUSA chooses to stay in ATLANTIS, the critcism will be harsh, the effects even harsher, why should we stay in the toilet, when we can flush ourselves.

If the United States denies the penalty, she will fortunately be relieved of duty from ATLANTIS, may face threats from the ATLANTIS community, and, taxes might even be lowered! What more could we ask for. Everyone knows ATLANTIS is about fail, it's ticking like a time bomb, one of these days, she's going to blow!



Time to put the brakes on, doesn't matter when you gotta.