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Army 4th in International Rankings

Day 10, 00:00 • Published in Pakistan

• by AgentChieftain

OUR ARMY IS 4TH IN INTERNATIONAL RANKINGS!|||HOLY SHIT, THIS IS THE BEST NEWS ARTICLE EVER!!!

However, all is not sand and potatoes, comrades.
Our average strength is only 1.20 and we still have no
weapons.

SAND AND POTATOES ARE OUR ONLY WEAPONS!

If we had more moralfags we might be able to take over India with
only our fists. However, our glorious leader has no knives yet
BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY GODDAMN WEAPONS!

Also, anyone who wishes to serve Allah and Dio by joining gets a free
fez as modeled by Dr. Ivo Robotnik in the article image.

-VOTE FOR DIO (C) 2007

Comments

JakeSnake Day 10, 03:07

MARKET SOME WEAPONS IDORT

Shelf Day 10, 03:07

We need houses before we can talk about guns.

Also, don't buy german goods.

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