Are You ready to eat that elephant, You ants ?

Day 1,236, 17:14 • Published in USA USA • by Chocolate McSkittles

As most readers by now likely know, the entity former known as the JCS have packed their bags and gone home as a result of yet another fight with congress, taking with them massive amounts of government property and leaving behind thinly veiled threats.



Having lost their official status, and with the question of future funding up in the air and much hostility towards the congress, many have suggested that there is a chance that "Bradrees Bandits" may resolve this problem at the ballot booth, some using the age old suggestion that a 'silent majority' sides with their perspective.

I personally could word it no better than a former JCS member (and presumably a Bradrees Bandit) in the comments of this article

"Power hungry will destroy US community leading it in come kind of civil war, only because one group of people wanna to control everything in state including USMilitary which is ESSENCE of community.

Are You ready to eat that elephant, You ants ? Maybe You will be eaten on next elections ? Consider that.

He continued to suggest

"Or we can take over congress and change laws ?"

The purpose of this article is not to argue about the right of Bradrees Bandits to participate in the political process. As citizens with eUS citizenship, they have as much right to click the "vote" button 3 times a month as anyone else, and should they choose to do so for a particular purpose, thats the point of the system.

No, beloved reader. The purpose of this article is to assure my readers that anyone who threatens (or fears) a strong attempt by Bradrees Bandits to gain power in Congress that it is impossible.

To prove this point, no words could possibly summarize better than those of former JCS and the greatest SoS and President of all time, Bradree, in the debate that started this whole mess in the first place - the right of military members to serve in congress as well.

"1. Soldiers need to be soldiers first, and Congress serves as a distraction.

2. People have a limited amount of time in this game. Many have either school or an eight hour work day, plus a six hour mass attack. Assuming eight hours of sleep, that leaves little time for other stuff."

Clearly Bradrees Bandits are so busy saving America, they don't have the time to enact political change, and should anyone attempt to do so, they'd be betraying america by not being the soldiers they could be.

So are You ready to eat that elephant, You ants ?



-Choc